ricardo7 wrote:
Should have been priests instead of nuns.
I hope the OP doesn't mind.
You want priests? You got priests.
There was a bus crash carrying priests to a convention & all were k**led.
Fronting up to the pearly gates, St Peter informed them they have to answer a question before admission.
The first one, Father Bob fronts St Pete.
He asks: Have you ever had anything to do with a Penis???
To which he answers:
Oh NO,
But when I worked as a nursing aid in St Johns Hospital, I accidentally saw a man patients Penis.
St Pete said: That’s OK child. Bathe your eyes in this Holey Water & you can enter Heaven.
Next up Father Steve was asked the same question.
Have you had anything to do with a Penis?
My goodness yes.
I too worked at St Johns Hospital & had to wash an old man Patient & I had to wash his nether regions,
thus touching his Penis. But only very briefly!
Well, That’s not too bad, child.
Wash your hands in this Holy Water & you can enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Suddenly from the back of the line up, came a bustling Father Francis, panting & puffing, to the front.
St Peter was surprised & asked him what was his rush to enter Heaven???
With quite a red face, he said:
If I have to gargle in that Holy Water, I want to do it before Father Mike has to wash his arse in it!!!