Gonna have to call that repairman back.

We made an agreement, best friends forever!

I always thought that being a photographer for National Geographic would be the ultimate job for a photographer. Until I saw a special on the National Geographic Channel. This was a guy sitting in a jungle getting eaten alive by mosquitos, in the heat, with snakes and other critters all around him. I guess it takes a better man than me.

It looks like he walked away.

Don't use this in the dark or while intoxicated.

How are your New Year'€™s resolutions going?

On the bathroom ceiling.

I just myself an Amazon Echo. I am trying to get it set up. I am using every password I have ever used. And It still won't accept it. I am about ready to throw it out of the window.

Oklahoma State, in Stillwater has a hotel management degree program. They have their own hotel attached to the Student Union Building. Beautiful campus too.

The perils of having a jaw dropping liquor sale.

Would you like to name your personalised stocking?

OSHA will pay them a visit if there is an injury.

I wonder why these categories were not chosen.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff!, but before she could say "Fuck!," the Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room.

The job has its perks.