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Jan 2, 2014 22:40:08   #
Bunko.T wrote:
Just had to share this one!

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.


The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"


The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."


The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"


"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. "


Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.


Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped ... "They won't let me in without a f....ing tie!”
Just had to share this one! br br ... (show quote)


I didn't see it coming, either. GREAT!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Jan 2, 2014 22:37:59   #
TrainNut wrote:
Yea. The "normal" people worry me.


CONGRATS!! :thumbup:

I'm not "normal", and DAMN PROUD OF IT!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Jan 2, 2014 22:34:52   #
heyrob wrote:
And heaven forbid you have a fiberglass fuel tank in your boat, even the E-10 gas will rot that out pretty quickly if you don't use a neutralizer.


Hey, "The Messiah" knows what's best for us, so CURB THY TONGUE, KNAVE!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jan 2, 2014 22:31:59   #
tschmath wrote:
No it's not the Twilight Zone, but twisting Gitzmo's panties in a bunch is sure a lot of fun. What a lunatic, and I'm having a ball provoking his rants.


Though we don't agree politically, you do your homework and you are usually right. I thought everyone knew it was Yogi Berra and the Yankees. I'm the world's LEAST sports fan, and I knew that! :thumbup:
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Jan 2, 2014 22:26:50   #
pbearperry wrote:
Is this the Twilight Zone?


I think so..... I do have that eerie detached feeling.... :shock: :shock:
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Jan 2, 2014 21:04:27   #
gschekel wrote:
This was sent to me by a friend, I did not generate it nor do I take credit for this post. I know that this will bother some that I posted this and didn't take the pictures, so be it. I posted strictly for the enjoyment of fellow hoggers.

Happy New Year to all!

This guy is a retired LILCO Lineman, he bought these cars and the house all on his LILCO pension.

Ed Brown's Auto Shop

Ed Brown's Auto Shop, Apollo, PA - about 40 miles east of Pittsburgh. Take note of the other artifacts along the walls of the shop.
Please CLICK HERE

http://kithannecarclub.com/brown/brown2.html
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BODACIOUS!! LOVE that little airplane second from bottom!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Jan 2, 2014 21:01:16   #
Gitzo wrote:
Hey, I wasn't chastising anyone.....I know how fed up everyone is with this crap we've had to put up with; and like a lot of people, until just lately, I mistakenly "assumed" that we'd be stuck with the status quo until at least 2016; but that's no longer the case; a lot of the DemocRATS are already "jumping ship"......they're a lot more "in love" with their cushy jobs and all the perks that they have already voted for themselves, than they ever were with the POS that dreamed up this monstrosity. A whole bunch of them are fully prepared to throw Ovomit "under the bus"; our job now is to relentlessly keep reminding all of the "short memory" crowd just WHO helped him get us to this point, and a BUNCH of them are going to end up "under the bus" with him!

In case you're wondering about all the libtards on here......ignore them completely! There isn't one of them in a hundred that will take his coat off and respond to a "challenge".....(as our resident "hand fairey" is PROVING right now; ) 98% of Libs are "all mouth"; when things get "exciting", they ALL run and hide. (and you can see that demonstrated day in, day out, right here on UHH. )
Hey, I wasn't chastising anyone.....I know how fed... (show quote)


That brings up some interesting thoughts. It's pretty much still "wild west" here, and no one would dare argue politics with insults and challenges, unless they had a fairly large crowd of friends. Not that they don't have that right, they don't have the balls. Challenges are not taken lightly, and a blatant insult is likely to be met with a swift swing of a machete or a gunshot. That's why I find it amusing how these childish idiots act when they're sitting safely behind their keyboards. It's easy to rant and rave and act a fool when you've nothing to lose.
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Jan 2, 2014 19:50:58   #
FRENCHY wrote:
I'll bet that someone will say " it's from Fox News therefore is not true !! "


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ceW9Nc1hVHU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DceW9Nc1hVHU


BULLCRAP!! It's from FOX NEWS!! LIES! REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA!!

How's that? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edit: Oh, if forgot: TEAPARTY RIGHT-WING NUTCASES BS!!
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Jan 2, 2014 19:42:46   #
Gitzo wrote:
Listen; NO ONE has EVER won a fight after they have given up! DO NOT GIVE UP! When you publicly make statements like "all is lost", and "we can't win", all you are doing is giving comfort to the people who got us into our present debacle.

The tide is ALREADY turning; it all starts in the U.S. Senate; there are four "red states" Senators who are beyond "shakey", and believe me, they know it! (I'm going to post an article shortly about them shortly ); these people are up for re-election in Nov., and the voters who sent them to their cushy jobs are way beyond PISSED OFF because of Ovomit"care"; if you want to get this trash OUT of office in Nov. from now until then, for heavens sake, stand your ground, fight back, get in their faces, and if you must......knock a few of them down and walk on them for good measure!

If you watched the Bears-Packers game Sunday, the Bears were leading by ONE point, and the "Pack" had 1st down about the 20 yd line, with a MINUTE on the clock; they went NO WHERE on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd downs; on 4th down, 6 seconds on the clock, Rogers tossed one to his receiver about the 5 yd line, and won it for the Pack as the game ended!

My point is.......I saw Roger's eyes very clearly after they blew 3rd down! He was thinking......"I'm going to WIN this damn game on the LAST play.......which he did!

Never quit fighting until you're dead!
Listen; NO ONE has EVER won a fight after they hav... (show quote)


Ok, you're right! I stand chastised! lol
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Jan 2, 2014 18:05:06   #
Twardlow wrote:
Do you NEVER Stop??????


I hope he doesn't. This is not just crap from NewsMax or WND, it's all over the web in dozens of sites. This thing is bursting at the seams!

And, no, I'm not going to provide links. I looked it up, you can, too.
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Jan 2, 2014 18:01:53   #
pbearperry wrote:
Nothing will happen to this P.O.S. or his Boss.


I agree. They have to turn over a log, but not the documents? What good will THAT do?

From on the ground here in Central America, it appears Operation Castaway might have been far bigger than F&F, but almost nobody has heard of it. And it got precious little press coverage. The Policía Nacionál is finally starting to get a handle on a lot of the weapons sent to Honduras from Tampa, but it's an uphill battle.

As you said, NOTHING will happen to the culprits. TOO BIG TO FAIL!
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Jan 2, 2014 14:27:11   #
COI Jack wrote:
Most Nigerians that I know are well educated. There are over 140 languages spoken in Nigeria, but they all speak English, thanks to the Britts


I went to college with a few Nigerians, all of whom spoke reasonable English, but they had some WEIRD ideas about politics, religion and male/female relations! :shock: :shock:
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Jan 1, 2014 17:14:05   #
Raider Fan wrote:
Grammar and punctuation are not topics in Kenyan mud hut schools.


They could have better education in Kenya/Nigeria if the racist Republicans in the US didn't block all efforts to send them enough money to ensure a good school system. In twenty or thirty generations they could be up to Detroit standards! :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:

(For any liberals reading this: it is meant as SATIRE. Look it up.)
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Jan 1, 2014 17:03:25   #
Wow!! They sure are lucky she didn't "assume her ultimate form"!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Jan 1, 2014 16:53:38   #
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
Lived in NH 22 years, served in Alaska 39 months. I have seen sub zero, a lot.
I do not miss it at all.

ENJOY!


I haven't shivered in a long time, and I don't miss it. I like never having to wear a jacket except for rain occasionally. And I like looking out my door and seeing everything green, with avocado, mango and quava trees, and bananas bearing fruit year round.

No, I can live without cold. :thumbup:
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