Treepusher wrote:
Visiting millions of homes on Christmas Eve is no easy task. Santa often finds himself coming down the chimney and instead of finding a glass of milk or plate of cookies, he sees the family Rottweiler or Pit Bull waiting for him.
There have been a few close encounters that have not ended well, with Santa needing to stop off at the E.R. for a few stitches. This is time-consuming, not to mention painful.
To help avoid such situations, Santa sent a note to the Ministry of Mayhem asking for help. The Martian, always a problem solver, hinted that for the right price, a certain well-known Peruvian Piranha Dog could be made available to accompany him on his yearly expeditions. Peruvian Piranha Dogs, notorious for their ferocity, would avoid the need for Santa to go packing heat on his visits, and also provide better company than reindeer while riding over rooftops, not to mention being good listeners.
So don't be surprised this Christmas Eve if, along with the jingle of sleigh bells, you hear a bit of yapping while Santa stops by.
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Treepusher: Besides your great stories I love the fear of your dog that you add. What a wild one he is. That is a loving picture of the beast that can chase away the big ones. And a Happy holidays to you too....