Come on now "Boy", I was the state trooper that day, and I believe I wrote you a ticket. But a Marine would never give another Marine a ticket now would he. ;-) :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
WereWolf1967 wrote:
I can beat that one.
Back in 1969, I was driving to my final duty station in Brunswick, GA. It was a warm Sunday afternoon and I was returning from my Father's funeral in Chicago. I had the top down on my 1964 GTO convertible and I was sipping a cold beer that I had just bought. This was legal at the time since I was cold sober. I never listened to good ole shit-kikkin country music but I had the radio tuned to WYNR country radio. Well, my foot got a bit heavy and I was exceeding the 60 mph speed limit a bit too much and soon the not so sweet sound of a police siren got to me. That and the pretty blue bubble-gum machine shining brightly on top of that big Ford Interceptor.
I pulled over like a good Marine and a BIG Georgia State Trooper came up to the car and asked me where the fire was. He had his ticket book in his hand and a pen. He was a Sergeant and I asked him if there was any way I could talk myself out of this ticket. He looked down at me and said "Boy, I've been a Georgia State Trooper for 25 plus years and I've heard pretty much every BS story there is but, If you gan give me a good one, I'll probably let you go.
I started off, "Well Sir, this is no s**t", to which he replied, "they all start off like that". I told him about returning to my duty station and that I was an ATC instructor. I also told him about attending my Father's funeral in Chicago and just getting back from 3+ years overseas in Japan & Vietnam. I explained about the country music and the cold beer I had just opened and taken a sip of. I finally said, " well officer, you know on a warm July day, driving with the top down, sipping a cold beer and listening to some good s**t-kikkin country music, your right foot just gets a little heavier on the gas pedal".
He looked at me, took off his Smokey Bear, wiped out the inside brim sweat band and said, "Damn if you ain't right son". As he walked back to his cruiser he added, slow down a bit son. He was laughing and said wait til I tell the other troopers that a Yankee got the best of me and he waved goodbye.
I slowed down.
I can beat that one. br Back in 1969, I was drivin... (
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