Posts for: Cheese
Mar 20, 2023 23:16:46 #
I salvaged a HDD from a dead Linux machine and want to repurpose it for use as an external HDD for a Win 10 machine.
Is there a simple way to format this drive to work with Win 10?
Is there a simple way to format this drive to work with Win 10?
Mar 10, 2023 00:59:04 #
Hope you get a good laugh out of them.
Mar 10, 2023 00:50:18 #
Mar 1, 2023 01:06:28 #
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox, and no one raises an eyebrow.
Two years ago, my doctor told me I'm going deaf.
I haven't heard from him since.
My landlord said he needs to talk to me because my heating bill is too high.
I told him my door is always open.
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident with my kid.
They put me in the ICU.
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
I ordered 2 large fries at McDonalds.
Instead they gave me about 75 tiny ones.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I've been using old newspapers.
Yeah, The Times are rough.
I called my boss today and said sorry I can't come in today, I have a wee cough.
He said, you have a wee cough?
I said, thanks boss, I'll see you next week.
and finally:
My wife said to me, why don't you treat me the way you did when we were dating?
So I took her to a movie, and then dropped her off at her parents house.
Now you mention Botox, and no one raises an eyebrow.
Two years ago, my doctor told me I'm going deaf.
I haven't heard from him since.
My landlord said he needs to talk to me because my heating bill is too high.
I told him my door is always open.
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident with my kid.
They put me in the ICU.
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
I ordered 2 large fries at McDonalds.
Instead they gave me about 75 tiny ones.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I've been using old newspapers.
Yeah, The Times are rough.
I called my boss today and said sorry I can't come in today, I have a wee cough.
He said, you have a wee cough?
I said, thanks boss, I'll see you next week.
and finally:
My wife said to me, why don't you treat me the way you did when we were dating?
So I took her to a movie, and then dropped her off at her parents house.
Feb 14, 2023 14:11:20 #
Not sure she would appreciate this.
Feb 13, 2023 09:56:52 #
Nope. It’s just bird poop on the windscreen.
Feb 5, 2023 14:51:24 #
The queen of the skies. What a classy way to go.
Jan 30, 2023 15:00:08 #
Do kids still go to art galleries?
Jan 30, 2023 14:46:56 #
… if your boss calls you “the computer”.
Jan 30, 2023 14:40:13 #
… if this is why you don’t shop online.
Jan 30, 2023 14:38:45 #
… if this is why you signed up to UHH.
Jan 30, 2023 14:35:03 #
Jan 28, 2023 16:03:27 #
1. I would not hire this guy.
2. I am this guy.
2. I am this guy.
Jan 27, 2023 11:39:32 #
… is great, but did you ever have one of those colleagues who never pulled their weight?
Nov 4, 2022 01:26:28 #
What a bargain. You buy one for a dollar, then a second one for a dollar, then return them both and get three dollars back! 😀