A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge...?"
Bacteria cells are really small when compared to human cells. Total mass of bacteria cells in the average human only comes to about three pounds. Still, I've heard it said that if all the human cells in your body were removed, there would still be a perfect outline of you made by the bacteria cells inside you. Don't know if it is true, but interesting.
Somebody is going to be sleeping on the couch for the next week or so. :D :D :D
A lesson in modern data gathering. But very funny.
And this is why men die younger than women. One lucky dude.
Bad spelling can really gum up the issue. But I got a good hardy chicle out of the postings. Too bad some people can't stick to the topic, though. They just go off half cocked, shoot their mouth off. But if they would use bullets when making their points, it would save some time.
St3v3M wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-v-IMSKOtoE#!
In other words, we are what we think. Shows how powerful our thoughts are and how important it is to think positive thoughts.
MT Shooter wrote:
Dragonfly wrote:
Thank you everyone.
I tried ordering the pec-12, but they can't ship it.
I think tomorrow I'm going to have to find somewhere locally that has it.
Try here if you cannot find it. Also Roberts Camera carries it all the time, they should be fairly local to you.
Amazon carries it, so shipping should not be a problem.
sarge69 wrote:
My god, it's like a whole new operating system.
Hope I get used to it.
Sarge69
*Dizzy*
Bought a new computer about a month ago that came withe Windows 8 on it. Figured I would have to make the plunge at some point anyway. Had too many problems with it. Windows 8 would not let me download flash player, no audio, (software problem, not hardware), could not find folders, etc. I sent it back and bought a computer yesterday with Windows 7 on it. Have not set it up yet, but as far as I am concerned, Windows 8 is the OS from hell.
lady muddy paws wrote:
Have you tried Microsoft ICE ?? Pretty good and its free !
I tried this one out. Works much better than the software I was using. Thanks for the tip.
I got a good chuckle out of them. And as Ben Franklin said, "the sting of a rebuke is the truth."
I wonder how many times they say things like, "could", "perhaps", "maybe", "might", etc. I guess when you frame your argument like that, anything is "possible".