NMGal wrote:
Great photo. Very funny commentary.
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This could be the original as seen on the Web:
Itโs a beautiful day for the race...
Stooge Hand is the favorite today;
Assault is in there,
Dog Biscuit is 3 to 1;
Safety Pin has been scratched โ Ya! Ya!
And at 20 to 1...Beetlebomb!
A jockey is having trouble with his jersey...theyโre off!
Turtle by a neck;
Chewing Gum sticking to the rail;
Pants on the outside; Underwear in the inside;
Toilet paper coming up the rear;
Cabbage is second by a head;
Cabbage by a head;
Dog Biscuit is now leading the pack;
Banana is coming through the bunch;
Apartment House is second with plenty of room;
And Girdle in the stretch,
With Mother-in-Law nagging in the rear...
And Beetlebomb!
Into the back stretch Assault is passing Battery โ Assault and Battery...
And at last place by 10 lengths I believe it is...yes, it is โ Beetlebomb!
And now they come down to the wire...and there goes the winner....Beetlebomb!