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Jul 5, 2014 02:36:18   #
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The Horth Whithperer.
stevenelson wrote:
THE HORTH WHITHPERER

If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says
he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if
he's looking for a male or female horse. ; "A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the
horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him
the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this
point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs
him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as
he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him
on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun
awound a widdlebit"?
THE HORTH WHITHPERER br br If you don't laugh out... (show quote)


so funny.. I had to copy it... omg..
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Jul 5, 2014 02:30:53   #
(Photo Gallery)
This badly needs a caption!!
Oh..... Brakes don't fail me now !!!!
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Jul 5, 2014 02:28:53   #
(General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk))
One has to wonder
So what's in a name.... he's still a creep anyway. But he loves to say.... "I TAUGHT the Constitution for 10 years".... in fact he said that again just the other day while out with his usual campaigning. Don't know why he didn't run for being a Campaigning Teacher, cause he's always campaigning. Makes one wonder how much of that campaign money 'sticks' to his pockets...
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Jul 5, 2014 02:21:10   #
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This badly needs a caption!!
maiseyimages wrote:
A Glossy Ibis gives a Fish Crow a piece of its mind. Does this scream out for a caption, or what????

Gerard


see one below.
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Jul 5, 2014 02:17:46   #
(General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk))
"North Korea Televising Americas Poor!!
rickfinn2013 wrote:
My son sent this to me...did not know how bad it was....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6dTejqeNo&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Up and until this country rids itself of all dope, it will always be poor. People addicted to drugs will murder, steal and do almost anything for a fix. They are dying a slow death. Watch the Drug Wars sometime, or sometimes it's called Drugs, Inc. It will shake you to pieces at the ones who deal the drugs and the ones who are addicted to them... anything to get a fix. They cant get off it, and even if they manage to, where do they go to stay clean? They become nothing but skin stretched over bones.

They have lost the faith of their families and friends cause the drugs overtook their soul. They have nothing to live for except a daily fix... they will sell their bodies to get one too. It's really sad to see them as skin and bones and veins so holey they cant find a spot to stick. What a waste of a life, cause no matter how much they were loved at one time, the drugs will do them in eventually and no one can help them... not even themselves. Such wasted lives for sure.
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Jul 5, 2014 02:05:35   #
(General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk))
Obama's collage transcripts.
[quote=TrainNut]Donald Trump Offers $5 Million For Obama's College Transcripts.

Can anyone please give me a "good" reason why Obama would want to cover up his collage records? I know all the reasons people have to hide their past, but why won't someone come forward with information?[/quote


To hide his Foreign Exchange Student status !!!
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Jul 5, 2014 02:03:24   #
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UHH Photo Contest Top Five Finalists
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Jul 5, 2014 01:59:09   #
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A Short Neurological Test
silverhawk wrote:
This is fun.....received it in an e-mail, so you can see it
was written for that purpose......:mrgreen:

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Begin forwarded message:


IF you can do this, send it on to friends with the word YES in the subject line, but only if you can read this.

A Short Neurological Test

1- Find the C below..
Please do not use any cursor help.

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2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below..

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69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke.
If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel
your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!

Eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.
To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:

If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.


Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it

FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
Send it & put 'YES' in the Subject Line
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This is fun.....received it in an e-mail, so you c... (show quote)


Could read every bit of it and found the letters and all.... clever.... !!!
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Jul 5, 2014 01:55:24   #
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Do you like cruise ships, yachts and other magnificient ocean going ships?
silverhawk wrote:
Do you like cruise ships, yachts and other magnificient ocean going ships?

www.CruiseTipsHelpDesk.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/CruiseTipsHelpDesk?feature=relchannel

Oasis of the Seas (Mighty Cruise Ship)

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1D42EDD8E41FD1D4


No thanks.. I don't like close encounters such as one would have on a ship. I would feel suffocated
Mighty Ships: Oasis of the Seas (Full Episode)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyaJ2cUX6K0&feature=related


Oasis of the Seas 2012, WOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCp9KybX3KA&feature=related

Celebrity Solstice - Ship Tour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papMCNqe8WM

Celebrity Equinox - Ship Tour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDC30kCborM&feature=relmfu

Allure of the seas - Ship tour - Royal Caribbean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im92JLtkOrw&feature=relmfu

NCL Norwegian Epic - Ship Tour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBi7sgoiDpg&feature=relmfu


Costa Pacifica - Ship Tour (like Costa Concordia)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O99ncoIkg2U&feature=relmfu

Future Cruise Ships (2015 - 2020)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sV8v8fvtFE&feature=related
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Jul 5, 2014 01:27:44   #
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cold case posse obama's fake birth certificate!
whole2th wrote:
Did you watch the video?

Clearly you know the long form birth certificate is a forgery. The depths of treason are far greater than most can fathom without having to revise their belief system. False beliefs include: that mass media intends to inform; "our" Congress is about the greater good of Americans; the Court ensures that our Constitutional liberties are protected; and, the Executive carries out the will of The People.

Some accept this corruption as "just the way things are". I'm about exposing the corruption--and about transforming our world. http://911JusticeCampaign.org

http://northerntruthseeker.blogspot.fr/2010/09/israel-did-9-11-all-proof-in-world.html

Evil triumphs when good people do nothing.
Did you watch the video? br br Clearly you know t... (show quote)



One would have a hard time making me believe all of that stuff about 9/11 as well as a hard time believing anything about Obama and Israel. If the jews are so hated... which a lot of them are... tell me why Hitler hated them then. Don't tell me it's cause he wanted a pure race of blonde hair and blue eyes.... either...

I will never believe it was Jews who flew into the Towers..
What video are you talking about???
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Jul 4, 2014 01:48:08   #
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cold case posse obama's fake birth certificate!
whole2th wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xck4t1jVnAQ

Much of what is surfacing seems Luciferian, satanic and just plain evil. The tone of the jackals here in this topic area occurs to me as people who have no sense of decorum.

Engaging the substance seems the most productive path to disclose what is real. Sad, really, that we have to endure the ridicule of those who seem to want the information suppressed.

Such revelations as the Adobe Illustrator (Photoshop) long-form PDF of the birth certificate should ring alarm bells here in a digital photography forum. However, what we observe is jackals coming to the rescue of the fraud.

Documentary: Dreams of My Real Father. Obama may be our first Jewish President. 82% of the Jewish vote in 2008 went to Obama. His meteoric rise to the Presidency was sponsored in great part by wealthy zionists, some of whom are notable Marxists.

He pledges support of Israel at every opportunity. He and his family celebrate seder as a 40 foot "National Menorah" is dedicated in front of the White House during 'holiday season'. It is illegal to put a nativity scene on Federal property--and a menorah seems a symbol of conquest over the US.

Would a muslim perpetrate the invasions, occupations and killings of muslims in muslim countries? Would a muslim sanction the planting of a "National Menorah" in front of the White House?

Obama is a complete fraud--and is a puppet/tool of the devils behind the curtain.
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If one thinks for one minute that Obama is part Jewish by him pledging support for Israel, you need to open your eyes more cause he goes where the wind blows. Most Jews vote Democratic anyway...... and all blacks hate Jews. Even Jesse Jackson will tell u that.. calling them hymies ! I feel the blacks hate the Jews so much is cause of their wealth and how to obtain it too....

This malarkey msp.. of Obama getting the boot... don't bank on it !! When the FBI, along with Arpaio, showed that film of his BC being a phoney going into great detail and the layers it has on it or should have had.. nothing was ever done about it other than show that to the public. Not Congress, not one Senator or in the House...NO ONE! Mainly cause they didn't want to be called a RACIST.... and that's exactly what the blacks would scream too...
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Mar 13, 2013 08:23:18   #
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One has to wonder
Gnslngr wrote:
rayford2 wrote:

Yup. And liberals should stay away from Fox news for the same reason.


And they also should stay away from Fox news because a nationwide poll (several, actually) has found that people that watch Fox news are not only less informed than people who watch other news outlets, but they are also less informed by far than people who watch no news at all. :thumbup:

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Ain't it nice I have someone to do my THINKING for me. Now.. I can concentrate on things like cleaning house, diaper changing, baking, and of course stuffing my mouth.
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Mar 13, 2013 03:40:47   #
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One has to wonder
TrainNut wrote:
http://www.factcheck.org/2009/05/was-obama-born-in-the-usa/
Occidental spokesman Tranquada: Contemporary public documents, such as the 1979-80 freshman ‘Lookbook’ published at the beginning of President Obama’s first year at Occidental, list him as Barack Obama. All of the Occidental alumni I have spoken to from that era (1979-81) who knew him, knew him as Barry Obama.

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If this weren't so serious, it would be the LAUGH of the century... I found one day in looking into Michelle's expenses.... how FactCheck CHECKED things ... I even posted it on here if Im not mistaken. FactCheck did NOT answer the question asked... They scooted around it by answering it in another way which was most 'deceiving' to anyone not paying attention to the question asked... So dont tell me this FactCheck is right.... cause that proved to me it was indeed prejudice by answering a question which was not asked but to benefit the Obama's....

So what else is new, my friend????
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Mar 13, 2013 03:32:28   #
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Obama's collage transcripts.
Mattie, with all of the hatred, prejudice and nonsense that you exhibit, you must be a very sad and unhappy person. You have my deepest sympathy. KW Conch
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If and when I need YOUR sympathy... I'll ask for it... but until then... just keep it and apply it to someone in need - like YOURSELF !!! If you dont like what I post, you can also keep that to yourself too. If you dont want me on this site, just tell me and I can easily disappear. Cause you see, I dont need this kind of heckling. It's all too childish for me.... or maybe that's why you keep blasting me over how I feel about a person. I'm not trying to tell YOU to LOVE Obama, am I....??? If you want to remain an idiot for life... who am I to tell you otherwise? You seem to be doing quite well for yourself !!!
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Mar 12, 2013 16:59:31   #
(General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk))
One has to wonder
Mattie, that lie about the law licenses has been around for years. You have no credibility due to your dubious sources and deep hatred for the President. Here are the facts:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/lawlicenses.asp
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................ and Im to rely on SNOPES as to the TRUTH?? I dont hate the man, I hate what he has done to this country. I have no feelings about him whatsoever. I read not too long ago.. when he was in college.. he would park his car in a certain spot up close to the building he was going to.. with signs saying he could NOT park there... he got ticket after ticket after ticket... mountains of tickets.... but when he decided to run for Senator some time later.. he had to go down and pay off those tickets.... So now he had to surrender his law license cause of his LYING as well as his dearly beloved wife too. Seems as thought it runs in the family.
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