dennis2146 wrote:
Dialogue in a restaurant between hostess and patron.
Hostess : Hello.
Patron : Hi, table for two, please.
Hostess : Sure, and your name.
Patron : Tracy.
Hostess : Great. And do you and your guest have your v******tion cards?
Patron : We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Hostess : Um, looks like Tom will be your server tonight.
Patron : Great. Can you show us Tom’s v******tion card?
Hostess : Um…
Patron : And also, can you provide me with proof that Tom is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B,
or any other communicable diseases such as VD?
Hostess : Um…
Patron : Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as
marijuana, cocaine, meth, f******l, etc., so if you could provide us with Tom’s most recent tox screen,
that would be great.
Hostess : Um... Let me get the manager for you.
Patron : That would be great, thanks…….
Stay safe and healthy!
Dennis
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