As analogies go that is a good one :thumbup:
It couldn't be said any more clearly or be any more true :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oh he has a brain it's just an evil brain :thumbdown:
The Beauty and Blessing Within Us
Congrats Steve, the only drawback is that now you aree married to a grandmother...it's all good :thumbup:
Love the Joke and Like The Picture Better :thumbup: :thumbup:
Singing Swan wrote:
No....do tell. I call a section of my enterprise for artwork Ugly Duckling. And I need a good joke today. Don't be too harsh, it is my birthday today, so be nice. :)
Happy Birhday to You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Swan Happy Birthday To You...Now Make A Wish and Blow out the Candles!!
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
This came from a
Marine's wife. It says it all:
I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government
underwent a peaceful transition of power a few short years ago..
At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while
Barack Obama took his Oath of Office.
However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines,
in full dress uniform with rifles,
fire a 21-gun salute to the President.
It was then that I realized how far America's military had deteriorated.
Every one of them missed the bastard.
gmcase wrote:
Those are my favorites too! :thumbup:
Almost everyone has good feelings about that group :cry:
SteveR wrote:
You're bad, mugwhump!! I see the peanut gallery doesn't think that's funny.
Haven't hear from the 1% er's yet!
In Church, I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying
a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just have to share it with you:
Dear Lord, this has been a tough four to five years. You have taken
my favorite actor Patrick Swayze. My favorite musician Michael Jackson.
My favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse. My favorite actress
Elizabeth Taylor. My favorite singer Whitney Houston. And now my
favorite author Tom Clancy!
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid.
Amen.
Attractive containers...Indeed :thumbup: