After all the BS I went through with the 10 junk it will be a cold day in hell before I upgrade Junk to MORE JUNK!!!

So do I. I'm not interested in 99% of the commercials.

"A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, all nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model."

I worked for a union for years. Lots of shovel leaning there. You may be in a union but you still have to work! Why pay someone for doing nothing?

I have heard of Bose ear phones. Where do you get them and do you have to buy accessories?

"I wish I had a smaller bottom," my wife grumbled. "Do you wish I had a smaller bottom?"
"Not at all," I told her.
"Aww, you're so sweet," she gushed. "Is it because you love my bottom the way it is?"
"Not really," I replied. "It's because it'd look ridiculous with legs that bloody size attached to it."


We just came back from Australia and NZ. When we asked for directions to the washroom we were told the Toilets were that way.

Three men were taking a group of 12 year old boys on an outing in a boat on a lake. One was a priest. A big storm came up and the boat started to sink.

One adult said "abandon the boat".

What about the kids?

Fuck the kids.

The priest said " Do we have time?"

They are standard size of about the size of an asprin. Your local drug store will have them. Buy as many as you need for the trip or season. You must take one every day. As far as I know there are no side effects. I do not know the mg size but it is not a huge pill.

When I go camping I start taking a B vitamin daily and don't stop till I'm back. Doesn't matter what the number. After about a week of daily pills the bugs won't touch you much. Apparently you smell terrible to them but not to other people.

Not the way I was taught way back in drivers ed.NO mirror will eliminate blind spots. If you can't see the side of your car you have NO idea where it is looking unless you park in exactly the same spot each day and have known reference points to check the mirrors.

I see lots of drivers change lanes without looking. And that is STUPID!

If you don't look over your shoulder you are an accident waiting to happen.

What about looking over your shoulder like you're supposed to do before a lane change???

Your local library should have a book on coins

I always wash mine last

Dam.

Not quite enough in my wallet. Have to go to the bank.

Already have the mule. Called a wife. LOL

Excellent. How many of us have made some of those mistakes. I have