hlmichel wrote:
It's a silly kid joke, but the look on the wife's face was priceless
Daughter: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wife: Why?
Daughter: To visit the ugly witch.
-Pause-
Daughter: Knock Knock....
Wife: Who's there?
Daughter: The chicken.
Tried it on the wife. Took two attempts before she told me to shut up.