Flew once with Air Canada, NEVER again.

Glad to bring a smile to you all.

That's true.

WOW he is good. Has his trophy wife come into the meeting to tell him he is behind schedule in hopes of throwing Putin off balance. It's a great ploy but I doubt if it would work on Putin.

A Hell of a Day

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs
my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.” I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

"I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve..............… and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, enough about me, how are you doing?"

I think it has come time to start vetting people who want to run for President, this would weed out the nut jobs and save millions on wasted campaigning.

I did not see it all, had to turn the channel before I lost my lunch.

Covfefe is code, the Russians will know what it means. Twitter IS the back channel.

I think Trumps wall is a great idea but he should go a bit further and build it about 40,000 ft. high and all the way around the USA and I am sure the rest of the world will pay for it.

Two scoops.

That ship sank when it was launched.

Just like the Republicans promised to screw up everything when Obama got in.

Nice set, wish I could have been there.

I have 2 LG's now with no problems.

I have 2 LG's now with no problems.