....the Voice of the Turtle was raised throughout the land, and thusly did it sayeth: "Stayeth dry if ye can, ye heathen of Moab, for the waters of the sky do dropeth mercilessly upon thee."

And the heathen of Moab did reach beneath the seateth of his Jeep, and the angels did produce the Holy Poncho. And thus did the Moabyte go forth to the the Land of the Touristites, and did stay dry [more or less-ishly*] beneath the falling rain.

*in the original Aramaic, this portion of the scroll had been eaten by moths --or maybe it had been eaten by ravens?-- so it was omitted in the King James version while conversely, it had been included in the Vulgate translation, where it says, "got drenched anyhow." To very few people's surprise.

Oh, about the pic? Shot a short while ago.