Listen, Gerard, tomorrow I go hunting, but I do not want to close the clinic, so you'll take care of the patients who will come.
- Okay, doctor, Gerard answers. The doctor goes hunting and the next day he asks his assistant:-
So, how was your day?
GĂ©rard explains that he had 3 patients.- The first had a migraine and I gave him aspirin.- Very good, Gerard, and the 2nd?
- The 2nd had heartburn, I gave him Mallox, sir.- Bravo! Bravo, you're a real pro, Gerard. And, the 3rd?-
Well, I was sitting and suddenly the door opened! A woman came in like a fury.
She undressed completely, she lay down on the examination table and she shouted at me:- " Help me! It's been 5 years since I have not seen a man! "Rather worried, the doctor asks: - And, what did you do, Gerard?-
I put drops in her eyes!
Beowulf wrote:
Er, maybe "her" eyes?
Maybe it was Gerard that had vision problems?
Maybe Gerard was "thweet"
"It's been 5 years since I have NOT seen a man."
Think about that.
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