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Feb 20, 2019 09:20:46   #
Elaine2025 Loc: Seattle, Wa
 
WNYShooter wrote:
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.

CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.

"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."

The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.

https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-offered-job-at-cnn-after-fabricating-news-story-out-of-thin-air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has... (show quote)


That's CNN, create a lie and run with it....and don't look back.

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Feb 20, 2019 09:21:13   #
Elaine2025 Loc: Seattle, Wa
 
thom w wrote:
Didn't even know you had a sense of humor. It's not impressive, but I guess it's there.


Snide little tommie.

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Feb 20, 2019 09:22:21   #
Elaine2025 Loc: Seattle, Wa
 
Kraken wrote:
Not really.


Krackhead canadians are not known for being intelligent. Go have Justine explain it to you.

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Feb 20, 2019 09:25:10   #
Elaine2025 Loc: Seattle, Wa
 
thom w wrote:
If it went down like law enforcement believe it did, It sounds like he has some difficulties beyond the possible legal ones. I hate to see him mocked. I'm OK with him having to face up with legal consequences. I try not to get my pleasure from other peoples problems. I did say try. I think we all do some of that.


Little tommie, you hate to see him mocked??? You mock everyone here and make snide remarks in every post, but a guy who did what this guy did, you don't want to see him mocked? You are a true lib fascist socialist bleeding heart liberal. You might stop preaching to every one like you are some kind of know it all.

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Feb 20, 2019 09:27:11   #
Elaine2025 Loc: Seattle, Wa
 
hondo812 wrote:
Why wouldn't he get mocked?

I mean seriously. He hired his own henchmen! He still had his bucket of bleach and an assortment of magazines in his place. Evidently there was some sort of magazine letter hate mail previously that also is appearing to be created by him. And staged this all to get what? Attention? Are actors really that insecure?

To be honest with you I'd never heard of him before this incident. Maybe he's talented, maybe not. But he definitely has issues. He should have sought treatment instead of attention.
Why wouldn't he get mocked? br br I mean seriousl... (show quote)


But, but, but, the liberals want to coddle him and feel sorry for him. They don't want any accountability. Personally, I hope the guy spends some time in jail.

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Feb 20, 2019 09:27:59   #
hondo812 Loc: Massachusetts
 
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dear-jussie-smollett-youre-a-bigoted-racist-attention-seeking-piece-of-sht/

Dear racist, hateful liar Jussie Smollett:

You, Jussie Smollett, are a piece of sh!t. A jab borrowed from Steven Crowder, whose video yesterday included plenty of your quotations accompanied by fart sounds. If you think this open letter is going to divert from the poopy sentiment already established by Steven, no. Sure, there will be insight peppered throughout, but expect plenty of sophomoric mocking made at the expense of, so far, 2019’s smuggest douche diaper: you.

We live in stupid times. A period historians should designate as “the era of honored victimhood.” A time when the successful are derided, the purposefully weak are lionized. Media pays far more attention to those wantonly helpless members of the victim class than those who’ve come by their success honestly — through notable accomplishments, rather than whining about some flavor of a first world plight which they allege holds them back.

Naturally, this era of stupid victimhood is perfect for a little-known actor looking to beef his IMDB.com profile with roles attained through sympathy from fellow haters. Why rely on merit when one can fully embrace unjust vilification instead? Tis the leftst way.

Yes, it may be conjecture, but my guess is you were looking to get ahead in your career by gaining a little notoriety via TrumpHate(TM) — a largely imaginary phenomenon resulting from leftist projection onto white males in red hats. Because when one looks at actual crimes against people of a certain race or belief, one finds plenty of Trump supporters and conservatives are the victims of leftist rage, not the other way around. In fact, one could argue being a gay black man such as yourself, makes one a certain kind of royalty, free from cultural criticism. As if there was a decree issued to the common folk: Thou shalt not mock the black man who sucks c*ck.

Fortunately, I am not burdened with this modern notion of polite decorum.

Jussie, you are the embodiment of hate. Everyone who heretofore granted you with their support should separate from you with swift urgency, as one may flee a room full of boofing old men, who pulled their fingers in tooting, synchronized unison.

You perpetuated a fake crime by painting a group of people as racist bigots. Because, in my estimation, you hate people of a certain race. Making you a racist, no? You were even willing to let innocent people take the fall for your fake crime all for… what? A few extra jobs granted to you by fellow white-hating racists? A seat at the hostless Oscars where you’d never be on your own?

You’re far worse than just a simple hack. You’re worse than Hollywood’s most desperate attention whores, some of whom get down on their knees and open their mouths wide just to get ahead. For while most attention whores are willing to put themselves, and only themselves, at risk, you wanted to implicate a swath of people, an entire voting and racial demographic, to push your public persona. Knowing the media would march in lockstep.

You deserve to be charged and punished for your crime, both in a court of law and the court of public opinion. Not only did you try to frame Trump supporters, but you also exploited victims of actual racism and homophobia, thus trivializing real victims of both.

That’s right, Jussie Smollett. Just as people who cry RAPE when no rape has occurred, you crying RACISM and HOMOPHOBIA when you hired your attackers, harms actual victims. Every time someone makes up a crime, real victims of real crimes are taken less seriously. For more on the concept, read about The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Or consult a mirror.

Karma is a cruel but loyal mistress. May she visit you with all the attention you actually deserve, the punishment you require, and the abandonment of support you never earned.

~Written by Courtney Kirchoff

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Feb 20, 2019 09:28:38   #
Elaine2025 Loc: Seattle, Wa
 
FrumCA wrote:
It's curious that the MSN ran with this story without even checking it out until the alleged facts started to fall apart.


Just my opinion. It is not curious, it is exactly what main stream media does each and every day. Unnamed sources, blah blah blah become FACT. It is pathetic.

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Feb 20, 2019 09:32:53   #
Elaine2025 Loc: Seattle, Wa
 
hondo812 wrote:
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dear-jussie-smollett-youre-a-bigoted-racist-attention-seeking-piece-of-sht/

Dear racist, hateful liar Jussie Smollett:

You, Jussie Smollett, are a piece of sh!t. A jab borrowed from Steven Crowder, whose video yesterday included plenty of your quotations accompanied by fart sounds. If you think this open letter is going to divert from the poopy sentiment already established by Steven, no. Sure, there will be insight peppered throughout, but expect plenty of sophomoric mocking made at the expense of, so far, 2019’s smuggest douche diaper: you.

We live in stupid times. A period historians should designate as “the era of honored victimhood.” A time when the successful are derided, the purposefully weak are lionized. Media pays far more attention to those wantonly helpless members of the victim class than those who’ve come by their success honestly — through notable accomplishments, rather than whining about some flavor of a first world plight which they allege holds them back.

Naturally, this era of stupid victimhood is perfect for a little-known actor looking to beef his IMDB.com profile with roles attained through sympathy from fellow haters. Why rely on merit when one can fully embrace unjust vilification instead? Tis the leftst way.

Yes, it may be conjecture, but my guess is you were looking to get ahead in your career by gaining a little notoriety via TrumpHate(TM) — a largely imaginary phenomenon resulting from leftist projection onto white males in red hats. Because when one looks at actual crimes against people of a certain race or belief, one finds plenty of Trump supporters and conservatives are the victims of leftist rage, not the other way around. In fact, one could argue being a gay black man such as yourself, makes one a certain kind of royalty, free from cultural criticism. As if there was a decree issued to the common folk: Thou shalt not mock the black man who sucks c*ck.

Fortunately, I am not burdened with this modern notion of polite decorum.

Jussie, you are the embodiment of hate. Everyone who heretofore granted you with their support should separate from you with swift urgency, as one may flee a room full of boofing old men, who pulled their fingers in tooting, synchronized unison.

You perpetuated a fake crime by painting a group of people as racist bigots. Because, in my estimation, you hate people of a certain race. Making you a racist, no? You were even willing to let innocent people take the fall for your fake crime all for… what? A few extra jobs granted to you by fellow white-hating racists? A seat at the hostless Oscars where you’d never be on your own?

You’re far worse than just a simple hack. You’re worse than Hollywood’s most desperate attention whores, some of whom get down on their knees and open their mouths wide just to get ahead. For while most attention whores are willing to put themselves, and only themselves, at risk, you wanted to implicate a swath of people, an entire voting and racial demographic, to push your public persona. Knowing the media would march in lockstep.

You deserve to be charged and punished for your crime, both in a court of law and the court of public opinion. Not only did you try to frame Trump supporters, but you also exploited victims of actual racism and homophobia, thus trivializing real victims of both.

That’s right, Jussie Smollett. Just as people who cry RAPE when no rape has occurred, you crying RACISM and HOMOPHOBIA when you hired your attackers, harms actual victims. Every time someone makes up a crime, real victims of real crimes are taken less seriously. For more on the concept, read about The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Or consult a mirror.

Karma is a cruel but loyal mistress. May she visit you with all the attention you actually deserve, the punishment you require, and the abandonment of support you never earned.

~Written by Courtney Kirchoff
url https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dear-jussie... (show quote)


I hope the guy gets a huge fine and jail time.

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Feb 20, 2019 10:58:20   #
Cykdelic Loc: Now outside of Chiraq & Santa Fe, NM
 
WNYShooter wrote:
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.

CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.

"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."

The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.

https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-offered-job-at-cnn-after-fabricating-news-story-out-of-thin-air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has... (show quote)



😎

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Feb 20, 2019 11:00:15   #
Cykdelic Loc: Now outside of Chiraq & Santa Fe, NM
 
tusketwedge wrote:
not entirely false.I heard that it really was FOX NEWS that made the offer. LOL


It actually was CNN but the position was Head of News Division!

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Feb 20, 2019 11:00:36   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
WNYShooter wrote:
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.

CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.

"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."

The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.

https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-offered-job-at-cnn-after-fabricating-news-story-out-of-thin-air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has... (show quote)


Are they willing to wait until he gets out of prison before starting the new job? If so I think he will be a superb addition to the CNN staff.

Dennis

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Feb 20, 2019 11:05:10   #
Cykdelic Loc: Now outside of Chiraq & Santa Fe, NM
 
WNYShooter wrote:
Well considering that he has a history of, as well as a past criminal conviction for lying to the police, I think you should apply the same standard you stated in regards to the perjury indictments and convictions in Mueller's investigation. If he lied to authorities, he should fry!



Being here in Chiraq I find his actions to have been extremely dangerous.....the slightest action can easily set off violence here.

His actions were inexcusable, period.

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Feb 20, 2019 12:43:37   #
Old Coot
 
As you sow so shall you reap

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Feb 20, 2019 13:10:07   #
One Rude Dawg Loc: Athol, ID
 
He is a poster child for a dumb ass. What a way to end your own career. Deserves what ever he gets.

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Feb 21, 2019 03:11:31   #
Ka2azman Loc: Tucson, Az
 
o O Know what this is? Jussie Smollett before jail and him after release. Oh my mistake it was O O

Can't be homophobic because he readily admits to being Gay!

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