Trump Invites Supporter, BBC Cameraman To Finish Altercation At White House
Feb 14, 2019 12:46:10 #
WASHINGTON—Hoping to create a teachable moment after one of his supporters attacked a BBC cameraman at a rally in El Paso, TX, President Trump announced Tuesday he had invited the two men to join him at the White House so they could finish their altercation. “It’s time for these guys to acknowledge their differences and settle this disagreement with an honest exchange of blows—a no-holds-barred fight right here in the East Room,” Trump told reporters as workers behind him rolled away a grand piano, removed a Gilbert Stuart portrait of George Washington, and laid down a large tarp to protect the carpet from blood and sweat stains. “Last night in El Paso, tempers flared and a physical confrontation occurred. I believe it will be very productive for the two sides to come together, grab a couple bottles of beer, break them over their knees, and then just tear into each other, you know? Let’s let them finish this thing once and for all.” Sources confirmed Trump later phoned the assaulted cameraman, Ron Skeans, and reminded him to bring his video equipment, explaining that Americans were “definitely going to want to see footage of this.”
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-invites-supporter-bbc-cameraman-to-finish-alterc-1832572550
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-invites-supporter-bbc-cameraman-to-finish-alterc-1832572550
Feb 14, 2019 14:31:34 #
If this isn't false news it's time for the padded room and straight jacket
Feb 14, 2019 16:12:49 #
Bob Smith wrote:
If this isn't false news it's time for the padded room and straight jacket
The Onion is a satire site.
Feb 14, 2019 16:39:47 #
You know what's really amazing? The fact that people read this but need to check if it's from The Onion or if it's actually real.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
Feb 14, 2019 17:07:36 #
Frank T wrote:
You know what's really amazing? The fact that people read this but need to check if it's from The Onion or if it's actually real.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
There are a lot of people who've never heard of The Onion. Your post says a lot about you not Trump.
Feb 14, 2019 17:09:51 #
WNYShooter wrote:
WASHINGTON—Hoping to create a teachable moment aft... (show quote)
Thanks for sharing the good stuff.
Feb 14, 2019 18:21:54 #
Frank T wrote:
You know what's really amazing? The fact that people read this but need to check if it's from The Onion or if it's actually real.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
Reading "news" from The Onion is no different than reading fake news from IccypyDumbocrats and Politigarbage.
Feb 15, 2019 09:01:15 #
EyeSawYou wrote:
Reading "news" from The Onion is no different than reading fake news from IccypyDumbocrats and Politigarbage.
Just like your butt-buddy Trump, you can't spell worth a damn! Stupid attracts stupid!
Feb 15, 2019 09:03:04 #
kd7eir wrote:
Just like your butt-buddy Trump, you can't spell worth a damn! Stupid attracts stupid!
The real irony here is that he attracted you......
Feb 15, 2019 09:03:55 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
Frank T wrote:
You know what's really amazing? The fact that people read this but need to check if it's from The Onion or if it's actually real.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
Well the Onion is more accurate than POLITICRAP.
Feb 15, 2019 11:08:53 #
Frank T wrote:
You know what's really amazing? The fact that people read this but need to check if it's from The Onion or if it's actually real.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
Says a lot about the Orange Buffoon.
No, it says a lot about today’s dishonest, fascist progressive media.
Feb 15, 2019 13:45:26 #
Los-Angeles-Shooter
Loc: Los Angeles
The Onion is a Leftard satire site, and the OP is a liar in posting this article as 'news' complete with false quotations.
Feb 15, 2019 14:51:53 #
Los-Angeles-Shooter wrote:
The Onion is a Leftard satire site, and the OP is a liar in posting this article as 'news' complete with false quotations.
LOL, Calm down, I posted it as a laugh for the day.
Feb 15, 2019 14:56:17 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
Yeah, I’ve done the same with articles from the PEOPLES CUBE ... which is a libertarian version of the ONION.
Feb 15, 2019 15:03:12 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
Los-Angeles-Shooter wrote:
The Onion is a Leftard satire site, and the OP is a liar in posting this article as 'news' complete with false quotations.
It's still accurate more often than "the Geller report"
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