Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie,
and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado,
rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales...
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Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had
gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands
and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
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Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands,
bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."
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Old Coon River Dave, the cowboy from Sidney, Nebraska, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
Dennis
First Liar Doesn't Have A Chance...
Amen to that Tom. I've burnt my many a time.
Was he just brushing the top or was he going deep to really stir the coals! Makes a difference, you know!
Now that is funny, thanks for the laugh Dennis.
ottopj wrote:
Was he just brushing the top or was he going deep to really stir the coals! Makes a difference, you know!
Sorry. I was so busy drinking my Margarita(s) I failed to notice. Also, the heat was so intense I could not get any closer.
Dennis
alby
Loc: very eastern pa.
next cowboy can tell you hoe deep the pot is.
two drunks were walking home. they came to a bridge and one decided he had to pee so the other thought it was a good idea.
the first one said oh my that water is cold and the other said and its deep also.
I've heard a Cowboy comedian/entertainer who was a real life cowboy for years, about as tall as Tom Selleck with a moustache to match who had won the State of Texas liars contest. It was hilarious. I have to say, though, that I think even he would get a kick out of this one!!
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