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Feb 7, 2019 14:57:42   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Marius follows the line at the Supermarket Checkout when he notices a small, blonde girl gives him a nod and a smile.

He speaks to her and says nicely:

- Excuse me, do we know each other?


- She answers with a smile: I could be wrong, but I think you are the father of one of my children!


Marius's memories return him to the one and only time he has been unfaithful and he asks:

"I'll be, you would not be the slut I enjoyed on the table in front of all my friends during a drinking session, while your girlfriend whipped me with wet celery ............ ..?"
- Uh no ..., she replies, I am the new teacher of your son! "



For sure, a poor student cataloged!

Have a good day

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Feb 7, 2019 15:14:08   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Oops!

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Feb 7, 2019 15:24:47   #
willaim Loc: Sunny Southern California
 
Didn't put his brain in gear before opening his mouth! !

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Feb 7, 2019 16:12:17   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Good one, I saw that coming.

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Feb 8, 2019 08:15:43   #
pumakat
 
Ha ha ha.

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Feb 8, 2019 08:36:22   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Well, that was embarrassing!

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Feb 8, 2019 11:31:11   #
2Dragons Loc: The Back of Beyond
 
Still chuckling. Good one!!

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Feb 8, 2019 12:05:38   #
Darren01 Loc: Fallbrook California
 
Hahaha - Oooops!

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Feb 8, 2019 13:15:27   #
jaycoffman Loc: San Diego
 
I've always enjoyed this type of humor--I call it "when things went terribly wrong."

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Feb 8, 2019 20:20:34   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
While in line in the super market I saw this girl with four different colors in her hair. The lady behind ask why I was looking at that very young girl. I said "When I was young I had an affair with a parrot and I though she just might be my daughter.

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Feb 9, 2019 14:37:38   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Thanks to all for commenting

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Feb 20, 2019 09:38:33   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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