VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.

It is my understanding (hope I'm wrong), we taxpayers will again receive another "Economic Stimulus" payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program so lets put in a Question and Answer format:
Q. What is an Economic stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.Where will the government get this money?
A. From Taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.....

Q, What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you use the money to purchase stuff like at Walmart, Dollar store etc... to stimulate the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. SHUT THE HELL UP!
Below is helpful advise on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
1. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
2. If you purchase a computer, it will go to0 India, Taiwan or China.
3.If you purchase fruit and vegetables, It will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
4. If you purchase an efficient car, it wii probably end up in Korea or Japan.
5. If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
6.If you purchase clothes, Not much telling where they came from.
7. If you pay your credit cards off. or but stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
INSTEAD, KEEP THE MONEY IN AMERICA BY:
1. Spending it at yard sales.
2. Going to ball games. (NFL begins soon).
3. Spend it on Prostitutes.
4. Spend it on Beer.
5.Tattoos
These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.
CONCLUSION: Go to ball game with a tattooed prostitue that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!!!!!No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help..HEHEHEHE.....

donrent Loc: Punta Gorda , Fl

Thanks, but think I'll spend mine on a "cavabrito" cookout...

VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.

Dorent--I like that idea.

Blurryeyed Loc: NC Mountains.

I somehow don't think that this type of Stimulus is actually the government giving back taxpayer money, I think it is more akin to the government printing money and handing it out to the masses.. Our taxes pay for little more than the social programs in this country, everything else that the government does is done with either freshly borrowed or printed money.

VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.

As they say, "Follow the Money".

bull drink water Loc: pontiac mi.

then i guess we shutterbugs are really up shit creek.

LaughBrian Loc: Tn

Now thats thinking lmao.

graywolfx47 Loc: USA

Sounds like a plan to me.

ole sarg Loc: south florida

Most of the money the government spends is for corporate welfare and defense which is another form of corporate welfare.

LARRYR. Loc: Saint Martinville, La.

You for got to put that funny looking leaf that
grows on a plant, from what I hear it's starting
to grow alover the US and many people on the left
would like it to be sold in a store next to your
home to help the sick and needy.
Plus it could bring in more tax revenues to our
over spending goverment( could also be sold at the
ball games, if it isn't already).

DougW Loc: SoCal

Take it out of my pocket and give it to the %47 that don't pay taxes.

Makaipi Loc: Lexington, South Carolina

Think of the power that we the middle class American taxpayer have! If we take a powder, the Chinese, the Arabs, the drug dealers, the Congressmen, the EU, will be weeping and gnashing their teeth! Everybody that came from the south of the border, will beat a hasty retreat to the south of the border! Chase, BofA, et al.will .....well, who knows what!

DougW Loc: SoCal

Strike strike strike!

FLandWVMIKE Loc: Daytona Beach, Fla.

Sounds like vote buying, to me.

eskiles Loc: Palmer Alaska

I want to convince Bank of America to loan me a Billion dollars. I will put it back in their bank and live off the interest. Win win don't you think!