Now you all know the truth!!!
LittleRed wrote:
Now you all know the truth!!!
There are encyclopedic tomes from Gary Larson on the topic.
See: The Chickens are Restless
"Why did the chicken keep crossing the road back and forth?" "It had OCPD. (Had to get to the OTHER side.)"
"Why are there so many featherless chickens?" "They keep saying 'Pluck, pluck' "
Now you got me going. Too many chicken jokes! When I was young, it was just about chicken eggs!
Stephan G wrote:
There are encyclopedic tomes from Gary Larson on the topic.
See: The Chickens are Restless
"Why did the chicken keep crossing the road back and forth?" "It had OCPD. (Had to get to the OTHER side.)"
"Why are there so many featherless chickens?" "They keep saying 'Pluck, pluck' "
Now you got me going. Too many chicken jokes! When I was young, it was just about chicken eggs!
There are encyclopedic tomes from Gary Larson on t... (
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I always thought the chicken crossed the road to prove to the armadillo that it could be done...……..
Runninglate wrote:
I always thought the chicken crossed the road to prove to the armadillo that it could be done...……..
In some areas they were too late. The armadillo population there was decimated to extinction.
Amielee
Loc: Eastern Washington State
Stephan G wrote:
There are encyclopedic tomes from Gary Larson on the topic.
See: The Chickens are Restless
"Why did the chicken keep crossing the road back and forth?" "It had OCPD. (Had to get to the OTHER side.)"
"Why are there so many featherless chickens?" "They keep saying 'Pluck, pluck' "
Now you got me going. Too many chicken jokes! When I was young, it was just about chicken eggs!
There are encyclopedic tomes from Gary Larson on t... (
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders: "What I missed one?"
Amielee wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders: "What I missed one?"
Which reminded me the chickens' cheer, "The Colonel's dead! The Colonel's dead!" a la "Le Roi est Mort!" (From a French poulet.)
LittleRed wrote:
Now you all know the truth!!!
To get away from Bill Clinton.
LittleRed wrote:
Now you all know the truth!!!
Excellent "Chicken" Joke.!!
Runninglate wrote:
I always thought the chicken crossed the road to prove to the armadillo that it could be done...……..
That is "possum" in place of "armadillo" farther north where there are no armadillos.
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