BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered...
'Is that one word or two?'
From my experience, after eating the wedding cake the one word is what it will be.
HA! HA! HA! Absolutely hilarious!
That just made my morning.....
Very funny, the funny part is when you first get married it goes from in frequently to infrequently after a few years.
Smudgey
Loc: Ohio, Calif, Now Arizona
I love it, just too funny.
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