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Elderly Dating
Jan 3, 2019 03:32:20   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered...

'Is that one word or two?'

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Jan 3, 2019 06:01:10   #
Old Timer Loc: Greenfield, In.
 
From my experience, after eating the wedding cake the one word is what it will be.

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Jan 3, 2019 07:31:01   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
It’s one.

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Jan 3, 2019 09:25:53   #
Swamp-Cork Loc: Lanexa, Virginia
 

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Jan 4, 2019 04:32:20   #
Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York
 
HA! HA! HA! Absolutely hilarious!

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Jan 4, 2019 06:43:20   #
blackhorse 1-7
 
That just made my morning.....

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Jan 4, 2019 09:43:22   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
BBurns wrote:
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered...

'Is that one word or two?'
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going ou... (show quote)



Mark

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Jan 4, 2019 10:50:14   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Very funny, the funny part is when you first get married it goes from in frequently to infrequently after a few years.

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Jan 4, 2019 12:03:40   #
Smudgey Loc: Ohio, Calif, Now Arizona
 
I love it, just too funny.

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Jan 4, 2019 13:09:44   #
OneShot1 Loc: Wichita, KS, USA
 
Too true!

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Jan 18, 2019 09:41:36   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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