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Dec 21, 2018 04:57:18   #
GARGLEBLASTER Loc: Spain
 
This is a SCAM I have just received and it is written in such convoluted language it's hard to read.
Suposedly it comes from New York but associated with the Benin Republic but the original message comes from Hungary!



NY USA New York STATE SUPREME COURT
OVER-DUE PAYMENT RELEASED. FINALLY,
YOUR FUND IS NOW HERE IN THE USA
AWAITING TO BE SHIPPED TO YOUR ADDRESS

Attention:::

The reconciliation of accounting data to budgetary data is required
under Government Code (GC) sections 12460 and 13344.

GC 12460 requires information in the State Controller’s Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report to account for funds on the same
basis as that of the applicable Governor’s Budget. GC 13344 requires departments to prepare and maintain financial and accounting data for the Governor’s Budget and related documents, and the Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report described in GC 12460,according to the methods and bases provided in regulations, budget letters, and other directives of Department of Finance (Finance). By law, year-end financial reports must be prepared consistent with the applicable budget.

Information provided to Finance for the Governor’s Budget must be consistent with information provided to the State Controller’s Office (SCO) for the Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report. The following instructions will assist Departmental accounting and budget staff to reconcile year-end financial reports to budget schedules in accordance with government
code and state policy.

Sequel to the above specifications, the management of the Fund Reconciliation Department here in New York City USA, wishes to let you know that every precept regarding your funds has been concluded. You will be receiving your funds from this Surrogate Court any moment from now.

We take, keep and make report of every transaction done here in the USA. Investigations gathered by the Fund Regulatory Agency {IMF}, shows you have been receiving numerous emails from several offices requesting you to claim your funds. In some cases, you tried a lot but still the transfer or delivery was not completed due to one reason or the other. The fact is that you are stuck between the chains which make it impossible for you to differentiate the real office from it's counterfeit.

We noticed that the only real offices that had ever contacted you in respect to your funds were United State Embassy Benin Republic and Federal Reserve Bank of New York. It was brought to our notice that the former Ambassador to the republic of Benin, Ambassador James Knight, made voluntary effort to bring your funds along to your home address but couldn't due to some fall-out on your ends. The Federal Reserve Bank of New York came up to make a wire transfer but they said you couldn't meet up with the fee demand for the transfer, so they gave up on you. In a more proper and legalized manner, the International Monetary Fund and the Federal Reserve Bank solicited us Fund Reconciliation Department to allow your fund to be written as a
Check or Credited as Visa Card and be shipped to your home address through the USA Priority Express Mail.

These options, we supposed could be the best, easiest and the most efficient way to have you get hold of your long Awaited United Nations approved funds. Like you were told by the Federal Reserve Bank aforementioned, your funds was transferred from about four different banks; Central Bank of Nigeria, United Bank of Africa Benin Republic, Bank of America and Nat west bank London. In total, your funds were amounting to the tune of USD $10.8 Million United State Dollars As we speak, your funds have been credited in your Visa Card and also available as Cashier's Check well documented and packaged. The documented package will be shipped to your mailing address by the USA Priority Express Mail here in NY, USA.

The ONLY thing needed before we can POST your ATM CARD or CHECK is the PROCUREMENT FILE of your funds. The procurement file is at the Origin Country of your funds in West Africa Cotonou Benin Republic. For the purpose to avoiding double payment on your end, we had an agreement with the IMF and Federal Reserve to document every charge necessary until the package gets to your home address. The analytical group of the two offices mentioned above^^
Procurement.

So it was constituted and officially submitted to the "Court of Justice" that the ONLY charge you will EVER pay before your package leaves our office here in USA to your home address is USD$86.00 for your Procurement File to be signed and conveyed down here in the USA and YOU WILL NEVER pay a dime again as agreed.

We are renowned and reputable USA Agency and we don't like an undocumented process that is why it had to be written down in Court that you will never pay any other money apart from the US$86. The USD$86.00 is for "PROCUREMENT FEE" (That is for some one to sign your file on your behalf). USA Ambassador to Benin Republic, "Ambassador James Knight", who will be coming to the United State in few days will have the Power of Attorney to stand in and sign on your behalf (since you can't travel down to Benin because of that ) so that he can sign and bring along with him your PROCUREMENT FILE to us here to enable us POST your loaded ATM CARD or WRITTEN CHECK to your mailing address via Priority Express Mail without any hitch.

Therefore, the days of you being subjected to paying twice Double Payment is over as that is the case with some corrupt officials down here in Africa, whom always strife to subject beneficiaries to hard bureaucratic bottleneck, thereby making it impossible for most innocent citizens spread across the globe and the likes to claim what rightfully belongs to them. Thank GOD that your funds are here in NEW YORK SURROGATE COURT, USA and so we decided to follow the USA constitutions so as to ensure that your money is in your hands this weekend.

Without mincing words, it will be desirous if you consciously adhere to the above instruction by remitting the PROCUREMENT FEE calculated to be US$86.00 down to the office of Ambassador James Knight at the USA Consulate/Embassy in Benin so that your ATM CARD or you’re Check depending on your choice, could be shipped to your home address as soon as the Ambassador arrives here with your procurement file. The, PROCUREMENT FEE of USD$86.00 is PAYABLE in two payment options:

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFERS TO:OR YOU WILL GO TO APPLE STORE AND BUY ITUNES CARD .

Recipient: ===== EKENESON OBALIMN
Country: Benin Republic.
City: Cotonou.
Text Question: WHEN.
Text Answer: TODAY.
Amount: USD$86.00.

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO:

Recipient:
Country: Benin Republic.
City: Cotonou.===== EKENESON OBALIMN
Text Question: WHEN.
Text Answer: TODAY.
Amount: USD$86.00.

We hope your immediate positive response with payment details or payment slip once you make the payment to enable a speedy shipment of your Check to your home address.

Kindly Still Update Us With:

1. Your Name which you prefer we use when shipping your Check
2. Your Current mailing ( Delivery ) Address where your Check should be mailed
3. Your Private Mobile Number for the Priority Express Mail to Contact you when they arrive at your door step.

Once again, we are sorry for the inconveniences you might have encountered in the past, in pursuit of your funds. Now that this office, Fund Reconciliation Department is involved, you will have no cause to ever regret again as soon as you adhere to the above given instructions.

Regards,
TEXT OR CALL (202) 843-1755
MR JOHN GLOVER ROBERTS JR.
ADMINISTRATIVE CHIEF JUDGE
E-MAIL ( paymentreleased3@citromail.hu )
SURROGATE COURT, 152 GENESES ST, AUBURN,
NY USA (New York STATE SUPREME COURT) NEW YORK CITY, USA

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Dec 21, 2018 05:29:01   #
cam.79 Loc: Gray, GA
 
WOW, $10.8M and all it cost to get is $86. You are so very lucky. Wish I could have won.

Reply
Dec 21, 2018 05:34:24   #
WessoJPEG Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio
 
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
This is a SCAM I have just received and it is written in such convoluted language it's hard to read.
Suposedly it comes from New York but associated with the Benin Republic but the original message comes from Hungary!



NY USA New York STATE SUPREME COURT
OVER-DUE PAYMENT RELEASED. FINALLY,
YOUR FUND IS NOW HERE IN THE USA
AWAITING TO BE SHIPPED TO YOUR ADDRESS

Attention:::
Lucky Guy. Merry Christmas.
The reconciliation of accounting data to budgetary data is required
under Government Code (GC) sections 12460 and 13344.

GC 12460 requires information in the State Controller’s Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report to account for funds on the same
basis as that of the applicable Governor’s Budget. GC 13344 requires departments to prepare and maintain financial and accounting data for the Governor’s Budget and related documents, and the Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report described in GC 12460,according to the methods and bases provided in regulations, budget letters, and other directives of Department of Finance (Finance). By law, year-end financial reports must be prepared consistent with the applicable budget.

Information provided to Finance for the Governor’s Budget must be consistent with information provided to the State Controller’s Office (SCO) for the Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report. The following instructions will assist Departmental accounting and budget staff to reconcile year-end financial reports to budget schedules in accordance with government
code and state policy.

Sequel to the above specifications, the management of the Fund Reconciliation Department here in New York City USA, wishes to let you know that every precept regarding your funds has been concluded. You will be receiving your funds from this Surrogate Court any moment from now.

We take, keep and make report of every transaction done here in the USA. Investigations gathered by the Fund Regulatory Agency {IMF}, shows you have been receiving numerous emails from several offices requesting you to claim your funds. In some cases, you tried a lot but still the transfer or delivery was not completed due to one reason or the other. The fact is that you are stuck between the chains which make it impossible for you to differentiate the real office from it's counterfeit.

We noticed that the only real offices that had ever contacted you in respect to your funds were United State Embassy Benin Republic and Federal Reserve Bank of New York. It was brought to our notice that the former Ambassador to the republic of Benin, Ambassador James Knight, made voluntary effort to bring your funds along to your home address but couldn't due to some fall-out on your ends. The Federal Reserve Bank of New York came up to make a wire transfer but they said you couldn't meet up with the fee demand for the transfer, so they gave up on you. In a more proper and legalized manner, the International Monetary Fund and the Federal Reserve Bank solicited us Fund Reconciliation Department to allow your fund to be written as a
Check or Credited as Visa Card and be shipped to your home address through the USA Priority Express Mail.

These options, we supposed could be the best, easiest and the most efficient way to have you get hold of your long Awaited United Nations approved funds. Like you were told by the Federal Reserve Bank aforementioned, your funds was transferred from about four different banks; Central Bank of Nigeria, United Bank of Africa Benin Republic, Bank of America and Nat west bank London. In total, your funds were amounting to the tune of USD $10.8 Million United State Dollars As we speak, your funds have been credited in your Visa Card and also available as Cashier's Check well documented and packaged. The documented package will be shipped to your mailing address by the USA Priority Express Mail here in NY, USA.

The ONLY thing needed before we can POST your ATM CARD or CHECK is the PROCUREMENT FILE of your funds. The procurement file is at the Origin Country of your funds in West Africa Cotonou Benin Republic. For the purpose to avoiding double payment on your end, we had an agreement with the IMF and Federal Reserve to document every charge necessary until the package gets to your home address. The analytical group of the two offices mentioned above^^
Procurement.

So it was constituted and officially submitted to the "Court of Justice" that the ONLY charge you will EVER pay before your package leaves our office here in USA to your home address is USD$86.00 for your Procurement File to be signed and conveyed down here in the USA and YOU WILL NEVER pay a dime again as agreed.

We are renowned and reputable USA Agency and we don't like an undocumented process that is why it had to be written down in Court that you will never pay any other money apart from the US$86. The USD$86.00 is for "PROCUREMENT FEE" (That is for some one to sign your file on your behalf). USA Ambassador to Benin Republic, "Ambassador James Knight", who will be coming to the United State in few days will have the Power of Attorney to stand in and sign on your behalf (since you can't travel down to Benin because of that ) so that he can sign and bring along with him your PROCUREMENT FILE to us here to enable us POST your loaded ATM CARD or WRITTEN CHECK to your mailing address via Priority Express Mail without any hitch.

Therefore, the days of you being subjected to paying twice Double Payment is over as that is the case with some corrupt officials down here in Africa, whom always strife to subject beneficiaries to hard bureaucratic bottleneck, thereby making it impossible for most innocent citizens spread across the globe and the likes to claim what rightfully belongs to them. Thank GOD that your funds are here in NEW YORK SURROGATE COURT, USA and so we decided to follow the USA constitutions so as to ensure that your money is in your hands this weekend.

Without mincing words, it will be desirous if you consciously adhere to the above instruction by remitting the PROCUREMENT FEE calculated to be US$86.00 down to the office of Ambassador James Knight at the USA Consulate/Embassy in Benin so that your ATM CARD or you’re Check depending on your choice, could be shipped to your home address as soon as the Ambassador arrives here with your procurement file. The, PROCUREMENT FEE of USD$86.00 is PAYABLE in two payment options:

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFERS TO:OR YOU WILL GO TO APPLE STORE AND BUY ITUNES CARD .

Recipient: ===== EKENESON OBALIMN
Country: Benin Republic.
City: Cotonou.
Text Question: WHEN.
Text Answer: TODAY.
Amount: USD$86.00.

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO:

Recipient:
Country: Benin Republic.
City: Cotonou.===== EKENESON OBALIMN
Text Question: WHEN.
Text Answer: TODAY.
Amount: USD$86.00.

We hope your immediate positive response with payment details or payment slip once you make the payment to enable a speedy shipment of your Check to your home address.

Kindly Still Update Us With:

1. Your Name which you prefer we use when shipping your Check
2. Your Current mailing ( Delivery ) Address where your Check should be mailed
3. Your Private Mobile Number for the Priority Express Mail to Contact you when they arrive at your door step.

Once again, we are sorry for the inconveniences you might have encountered in the past, in pursuit of your funds. Now that this office, Fund Reconciliation Department is involved, you will have no cause to ever regret again as soon as you adhere to the above given instructions.

Regards,
TEXT OR CALL (202) 843-1755
MR JOHN GLOVER ROBERTS JR.
ADMINISTRATIVE CHIEF JUDGE
E-MAIL ( paymentreleased3@citromail.hu )
SURROGATE COURT, 152 GENESES ST, AUBURN,
NY USA (New York STATE SUPREME COURT) NEW YORK CITY, USA
This is a SCAM I have just received and it is writ... (show quote)

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Dec 21, 2018 05:47:10   #
tradio Loc: Oxford, Ohio
 
Seems legit...
Don't forget us "little people".

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Dec 21, 2018 06:58:33   #
skeeth
 
Hell of a deal!!!

Reply
Dec 21, 2018 07:17:57   #
SonyBug
 
I got one yesterday from Ben Bernackie, the chairman of the Fed, except he was there years ago and is probably now dead...

Reply
Dec 21, 2018 07:40:17   #
ELNikkor
 
Well, just for reading this, could you send me the ".8" from that 10.8 million? (you'll hardly miss it, promise!)

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Dec 21, 2018 14:24:26   #
ricardo7 Loc: Washington, DC - Santiago, Chile
 
Who's going to read all that crap?

Reply
Dec 21, 2018 14:34:57   #
WessoJPEG Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio
 
ricardo7 wrote:
Who's going to read all that crap?



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Dec 21, 2018 15:13:44   #
skeeth
 
Get those about 5 per day. Wonder how many suckers buy into those.

Reply
Dec 22, 2018 06:58:15   #
Senior Photog
 
Just think: With that abount of money, you
can buy almost everything in B&H.
Congratulations!

...Joe in NJ

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Dec 22, 2018 07:24:02   #
Dannj
 
Another one going around is a phone scam claiming to be from the Social Security Administration. It’s a recording telling the recipient they must respond immediately or their benefits will be suspended. The message goes on forever and is pretty funny in its attempt to sound legitimate.
I sometimes answer these calls to just to mess with them until they get frustrated and hang up on me😊

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Dec 22, 2018 08:49:09   #
sb Loc: Florida's East Coast
 
You can finally get all the lenses you have ever wanted!

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Dec 22, 2018 09:21:49   #
foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC
 
ANYONE who falls for that (let alone finishes reading it) DESERVES to lose their money.



GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
This is a SCAM I have just received and it is written in such convoluted language it's hard to read.
Suposedly it comes from New York but associated with the Benin Republic but the original message comes from Hungary!



NY USA New York STATE SUPREME COURT
OVER-DUE PAYMENT RELEASED. FINALLY,
YOUR FUND IS NOW HERE IN THE USA
AWAITING TO BE SHIPPED TO YOUR ADDRESS

Attention:::

The reconciliation of accounting data to budgetary data is required
under Government Code (GC) sections 12460 and 13344.

GC 12460 requires information in the State Controller’s Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report to account for funds on the same
basis as that of the applicable Governor’s Budget. GC 13344 requires departments to prepare and maintain financial and accounting data for the Governor’s Budget and related documents, and the Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report described in GC 12460,according to the methods and bases provided in regulations, budget letters, and other directives of Department of Finance (Finance). By law, year-end financial reports must be prepared consistent with the applicable budget.

Information provided to Finance for the Governor’s Budget must be consistent with information provided to the State Controller’s Office (SCO) for the Budgetary/Legal Basis Annual Report. The following instructions will assist Departmental accounting and budget staff to reconcile year-end financial reports to budget schedules in accordance with government
code and state policy.

Sequel to the above specifications, the management of the Fund Reconciliation Department here in New York City USA, wishes to let you know that every precept regarding your funds has been concluded. You will be receiving your funds from this Surrogate Court any moment from now.

We take, keep and make report of every transaction done here in the USA. Investigations gathered by the Fund Regulatory Agency {IMF}, shows you have been receiving numerous emails from several offices requesting you to claim your funds. In some cases, you tried a lot but still the transfer or delivery was not completed due to one reason or the other. The fact is that you are stuck between the chains which make it impossible for you to differentiate the real office from it's counterfeit.

We noticed that the only real offices that had ever contacted you in respect to your funds were United State Embassy Benin Republic and Federal Reserve Bank of New York. It was brought to our notice that the former Ambassador to the republic of Benin, Ambassador James Knight, made voluntary effort to bring your funds along to your home address but couldn't due to some fall-out on your ends. The Federal Reserve Bank of New York came up to make a wire transfer but they said you couldn't meet up with the fee demand for the transfer, so they gave up on you. In a more proper and legalized manner, the International Monetary Fund and the Federal Reserve Bank solicited us Fund Reconciliation Department to allow your fund to be written as a
Check or Credited as Visa Card and be shipped to your home address through the USA Priority Express Mail.

These options, we supposed could be the best, easiest and the most efficient way to have you get hold of your long Awaited United Nations approved funds. Like you were told by the Federal Reserve Bank aforementioned, your funds was transferred from about four different banks; Central Bank of Nigeria, United Bank of Africa Benin Republic, Bank of America and Nat west bank London. In total, your funds were amounting to the tune of USD $10.8 Million United State Dollars As we speak, your funds have been credited in your Visa Card and also available as Cashier's Check well documented and packaged. The documented package will be shipped to your mailing address by the USA Priority Express Mail here in NY, USA.

The ONLY thing needed before we can POST your ATM CARD or CHECK is the PROCUREMENT FILE of your funds. The procurement file is at the Origin Country of your funds in West Africa Cotonou Benin Republic. For the purpose to avoiding double payment on your end, we had an agreement with the IMF and Federal Reserve to document every charge necessary until the package gets to your home address. The analytical group of the two offices mentioned above^^
Procurement.

So it was constituted and officially submitted to the "Court of Justice" that the ONLY charge you will EVER pay before your package leaves our office here in USA to your home address is USD$86.00 for your Procurement File to be signed and conveyed down here in the USA and YOU WILL NEVER pay a dime again as agreed.

We are renowned and reputable USA Agency and we don't like an undocumented process that is why it had to be written down in Court that you will never pay any other money apart from the US$86. The USD$86.00 is for "PROCUREMENT FEE" (That is for some one to sign your file on your behalf). USA Ambassador to Benin Republic, "Ambassador James Knight", who will be coming to the United State in few days will have the Power of Attorney to stand in and sign on your behalf (since you can't travel down to Benin because of that ) so that he can sign and bring along with him your PROCUREMENT FILE to us here to enable us POST your loaded ATM CARD or WRITTEN CHECK to your mailing address via Priority Express Mail without any hitch.

Therefore, the days of you being subjected to paying twice Double Payment is over as that is the case with some corrupt officials down here in Africa, whom always strife to subject beneficiaries to hard bureaucratic bottleneck, thereby making it impossible for most innocent citizens spread across the globe and the likes to claim what rightfully belongs to them. Thank GOD that your funds are here in NEW YORK SURROGATE COURT, USA and so we decided to follow the USA constitutions so as to ensure that your money is in your hands this weekend.

Without mincing words, it will be desirous if you consciously adhere to the above instruction by remitting the PROCUREMENT FEE calculated to be US$86.00 down to the office of Ambassador James Knight at the USA Consulate/Embassy in Benin so that your ATM CARD or you’re Check depending on your choice, could be shipped to your home address as soon as the Ambassador arrives here with your procurement file. The, PROCUREMENT FEE of USD$86.00 is PAYABLE in two payment options:

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFERS TO:OR YOU WILL GO TO APPLE STORE AND BUY ITUNES CARD .

Recipient: ===== EKENESON OBALIMN
Country: Benin Republic.
City: Cotonou.
Text Question: WHEN.
Text Answer: TODAY.
Amount: USD$86.00.

WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO:

Recipient:
Country: Benin Republic.
City: Cotonou.===== EKENESON OBALIMN
Text Question: WHEN.
Text Answer: TODAY.
Amount: USD$86.00.

We hope your immediate positive response with payment details or payment slip once you make the payment to enable a speedy shipment of your Check to your home address.

Kindly Still Update Us With:

1. Your Name which you prefer we use when shipping your Check
2. Your Current mailing ( Delivery ) Address where your Check should be mailed
3. Your Private Mobile Number for the Priority Express Mail to Contact you when they arrive at your door step.

Once again, we are sorry for the inconveniences you might have encountered in the past, in pursuit of your funds. Now that this office, Fund Reconciliation Department is involved, you will have no cause to ever regret again as soon as you adhere to the above given instructions.

Regards,
TEXT OR CALL (202) 843-1755
MR JOHN GLOVER ROBERTS JR.
ADMINISTRATIVE CHIEF JUDGE
E-MAIL ( paymentreleased3@citromail.hu )
SURROGATE COURT, 152 GENESES ST, AUBURN,
NY USA (New York STATE SUPREME COURT) NEW YORK CITY, USA
This is a SCAM I have just received and it is writ... (show quote)

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Dec 22, 2018 09:33:54   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
What a stupid scam! Who would respond to something like that?

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