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Dec 14, 2018 17:44:14   #
sbohne
 
SteveR wrote:
Let's hope the libs don't come across this. They'll get all of UHH shut down!!


Really...was this comment necessary?

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Dec 14, 2018 19:01:44   #
Nancysc
 
Completely agree with theaverlo! But, just so's you know, physicians do the actual colonoscopy, and in most centers, a complete knock out is accomplished safely by an anesthetist, so you won't know or feel a thing. Just get through the test prep!

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Dec 14, 2018 19:13:11   #
bobbyp7714 Loc: Orange MA
 
You got that right. The studying the day before is really bad.

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Dec 14, 2018 23:01:30   #
cameranut Loc: North Carolina
 
foathog wrote:
couple years ago I was at Duke being tested for thyroid cancer in the lymph nodes of my neck. I could watch in the monitor what they were doing. The right side went fine. but when they got to the left side the anesthesia was not working. I felt everything. Did they stop and shoot me up again? HELL NO. They told me to hang in there. I could see the needle try to pierce the node and the node kept sliding to the right or sliding to the left. I bet it took him 10 minutes of jiggling the needle around to finish the job. Talk about a torture chamber.
couple years ago I was at Duke being tested for th... (show quote)


Oh S---! I am scheduled for a consultation on the 20th. to discuss my upcoming biopsy. I'm praying they have IV sedation.

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Dec 15, 2018 00:03:48   #
DrDon Loc: Hingham, Ma
 
sirlensalot wrote:
The procedure is a cake walk compared to the prep. lol


I went through the same miserable procedure the first colonoscopy. But for the next one I went to a specialist.He handed me a bottle of Citrate of Magnesia. It actually tastes pretty good and worked very well. That was it! Why are so many Doctors making us suffer so? That citrate has been around for a hundred years.

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Dec 15, 2018 00:41:52   #
Ka2azman Loc: Tucson, Az
 
theaverlo wrote:
As I recall, in my past colonoscopies, it's not the test you have to sweat... it's the studying for it the day before that's the real nightmare!


I think it is a physical test the day before - you just have to out run the need for the toilet! lol

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Dec 15, 2018 02:27:21   #
TheShoe Loc: Lacey, WA
 
jsmangis wrote:
You are all making me very nervous. I am scheduled to have my very first colonoscopy in February, and this post did not help one bit.
Just go to SF and all will be alright.


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Dec 15, 2018 06:10:20   #
Charlie Schomer
 
HA!!! HA!!! Funny!!!

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Dec 15, 2018 07:14:46   #
Nancysc
 
Magnesium citrate was what I was prescribed for my first colonoscopy and I agree that it was a snap compared to what I had to consume for the next one (ten years later). But I was told by the GI physicians I worked with (I am a retired anesthetist) that Mag citrate is associated with renal failure (acute dehydration), and was no longer the prep recommended. I am due for my next exam in 2019 and am going to do some research on this. The docs said I was lucky that I did not have ill effects from the mag citrate, and that the older one is the more likely the renal failure.

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Dec 15, 2018 07:18:16   #
LoStrunzo
 
Good news. Apparently, because many people did not "study" that well the day before, now you have to study 2 days. Enjoy!!

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Dec 15, 2018 10:14:40   #
Anhanga Brasil Loc: Cabo Frio - Brazil
 
theaverlo wrote:
As I recall, in my past colonoscopies, it's not the test you have to sweat... it's the studying for it the day before that's the real nightmare!



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Dec 15, 2018 10:16:33   #
DrDon Loc: Hingham, Ma
 
I was 82 when prescribed for Citrate of Magnesia. No ill effects at all.

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Dec 15, 2018 16:02:31   #
Stan Gould Loc: La Crosse, Wisconsin
 
jsmangis wrote:
You are all making me very nervous. I am scheduled to have my very first colonoscopy in February, and this post did not help one bit.


I have something that will loosen you up. Search Youtube for the video "The Colonoscopy Song" by Peter Yarrow. Quite humorous. It is also called the "Ode to the Colorectal Surgeon."

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Dec 16, 2018 01:08:08   #
fantom Loc: Colorado
 
jsmangis wrote:
You are all making me very nervous. I am scheduled to have my very first colonoscopy in February, and this post did not help one bit.


Don't worry about it. It won't be bad cuz you'll be out cold (and at the mercy of the attendants to the festivities). The bad part is drinking the stuff the night before that will cleanse your system. I've heard they have improved the drink so good luck.

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Dec 17, 2018 08:46:33   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
ken_stern wrote:
Well now ----
There goes your chances for hosting the Academy Awards



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