sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird).

02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?

03.What is the speed of darkness?

04.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

06.Can you cry under water?

07.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

09.Do fish ever get thirsty?

10.Can you get cornered in a round room?

11.What does OK actually mean?.

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

14.What should one call a male ladybird?

15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

16.Can you blow a balloon up under water?

17.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

19.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?

21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Sarge

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

:thumbup: :thumbup:
You're good. Must be giddy about the Obama visit?

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

I'm afraid if I go to the commons today and see that joker, I'm going to see if he'll answer a couple questions I carry around.

Then the secret service will take me away.

Sarge

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

When you get arrested, wave at the TV cameras so I'll know it's you I'm seeing on the news.

PalePictures Loc: Traveling

You forget one.

How long is a short circuit?

Jolly Roger Loc: Dorset. UK

:thumbup: :thumbup:

camerabuff58 Loc: Ontario, Canada,

One more! Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

infocus Loc: Australia

Hi Sarge,
With regard to number 21 the answer is "No" the mining companies do.

And just for a laugh - I bought a new calander the other day but I think it's days are numbered.

Johnnyboy Loc: Laural Highlands, Pennsylvannia

Answer to no #1.... POLITICIANS

Pernounced (paul a tisians)

coastlawyer Loc: Coastal Mississippi

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Private roads, for example in Texas.

Race tracks, for example, also in Texas, open to general public for a fee on non race days.

4ellen4 Loc: GTA--Ontario

thanks Sarge--enjoyed

VietVet Loc: Brooklyn, NY

Hey sarge, some of these are great. Would you mind if I used a couple of them.

roadapplemax Loc: Browns Valley Ca

What if you get scared half to death twice? If a dyslectic person is cross eyed can he read?

LaughBrian Loc: Tn

nice joke but this is better lol

jimmya Loc: Phoenix

I have answers for at least a couple of these really cute questions.

OK: Well in telegraph days when testing the lines between one station and another, often in different towns one would send a couple of hits asking if his signal was reaching the other end. If it was and the signal was as strong as it should be that meant the line was fine. The receiving station would click OK... at least that's how the story goes.

TV: Because it's a set of many, many parts I suppose.

Land: That depends if the person buying the land also bought the mineral rights to it. If not that ownership goes down about 20-feet and stops.

Just thought I'd throw those in for fun too.

Have a great day!