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A mathematical joke
Nov 19, 2018 12:35:00 #
cdayton wrote:
There are three kinds of mathematicians, those who can count and those who can’t count.
Demetri Martin math quote "100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math."
Also from Demetri: "You are 10 times more likely to be hit by a car if the driver is aiming for you."
Nov 19, 2018 12:52:46 #
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Tex-s wrote:
Demetri Martin math quote "100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math."
Also from Demetri: "You are 10 times more likely to be hit by a car if the driver is aiming for you."
Also from Demetri: "You are 10 times more likely to be hit by a car if the driver is aiming for you."
He is great. He comes with that smooth way of talking and delivers enormous amounts of
fun stuff. Thanks for sharing.
Nov 19, 2018 21:08:44 #
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician??
He worked it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
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Nov 19, 2018 21:44:07 #
John_F wrote:
How about this.
Wow ... isn't that the truth!!
Nov 20, 2018 03:42:04 #
I had an old English car while in school that I measured its mileage in Furlongs/Fortnight.
Nov 20, 2018 03:54:35 #
As a decrepit Old Age Pensioner, I have forgotten all the Maths I ever learned. So, you mathematicians out there, please answer this question: Can the arithmetical value of cos ever be more than 1 (one)? You will have noticed that 3 pi divided by 9 is more than 1 (one). If this is correct, I still have enjoyed the joke!
My only memory from Maths class was that a Mathematician's life is full of secs and coshs (the trigonometrical functions), which I suspect is not too far from the truth!
I have to say that the Stage of Life vs Maths skill does ring a bell with me!
Pls keep this sort of joke coming!
PC39
My only memory from Maths class was that a Mathematician's life is full of secs and coshs (the trigonometrical functions), which I suspect is not too far from the truth!
I have to say that the Stage of Life vs Maths skill does ring a bell with me!
Pls keep this sort of joke coming!
PC39
Nov 20, 2018 09:35:56 #
cdayton wrote:
There are three kinds of mathematicians, those who can count and those who can’t count.
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Nov 20, 2018 12:50:39 #
Greetings fellow math lovers and math joke lovers. You've inspired me to share one of my favorites. To wit:
Three statisticians went duck hunting. Upon spotting a mallard, the first statistician fired his shotgun. He missed: 6 inches too high. The second statistician fired. He also missed: 6 inches too low. The third one exclaimed, "We got him boys!"
Three statisticians went duck hunting. Upon spotting a mallard, the first statistician fired his shotgun. He missed: 6 inches too high. The second statistician fired. He also missed: 6 inches too low. The third one exclaimed, "We got him boys!"
Nov 20, 2018 14:40:49 #
dragoncello wrote:
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary numbers and those that don't.
I used to have that on a t-shirt. lol
Know why programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because octal 31 = decimal 25.
Nov 20, 2018 16:04:03 #
Rose42 wrote:
...Know why programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because octal 31 = decimal 25.
It's better if you abbreviate:
Oct 31 = Dec 25
Nov 20, 2018 16:06:08 #
DirtFarmer wrote:
It's better if you abbreviate:
Oct 31 = Dec 25
Oct 31 = Dec 25
Oops! Yes I should have done that. Thanks for the correction!
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Nov 21, 2018 03:19:37 #
Nov 21, 2018 08:13:51 #
Binary is very useful. You can use it to count to 31 on one hand. If you use both hands you can count to 1023.
It does take some manual dexterity. Be careful of the number 4, which is considered unlucky in many asian countries, and binary digital counting may provide a clue to the reason.
It does take some manual dexterity. Be careful of the number 4, which is considered unlucky in many asian countries, and binary digital counting may provide a clue to the reason.
Nov 21, 2018 08:40:17 #
BBurns wrote:
101=5
There are 10 types of people who understand Binary ... those who DO and those who DON'T
Nov 21, 2018 08:41:40 #
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