Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, lousy election lies and accusations etc. I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Folks, we're screwed...
Sarge
Even in your depressed state you make us giggle. Just remeber that commiting suicide won't solve anything, especialy since there is still a death tax
So true, but it made me laugh nonetheless.
sinatraman
Loc: Vero Beach Florida, Earth,alpha quaudrant
that is it, i am officialy no longer depressed and heading towards giddy!
Way to go and put things in perspective Sarge !!!
One of your best yet Buddy !!! :thumbup:
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