Me: I want a divorce.
Lawyer: Why?
Me: My wife goes from bars to bars.
Lawyer: Are you saying that she's an alcoholic or that she's cheating?
Me: No, she's looking for me.
It's awful when they search for you!
Good grounds for a divorce.
The wife can keep the kids and the dog.........The cameras, the MAC and the printers are mine!!! Oh, she can keep the silverware also.
In what seems like another lifetime, I was living in a small central Florida town, worked in a health clinic, and one of the nurse's husband was a policeman. I asked the policeman if i could ride along with him on patrol. He said OK. He was on night patrol, and in the course of the evening he encountered what appeared to be a drunk driver. He pulled the driver over, arrested him for DUI, and transported him to the police station. Upon getting to the station, another officer was booking the man's wife for DUI. When they saw each other, the man asked his wife what she was doing? Her answer, "I was out looking for you". True story.
You might consider holding out on 1 spoon, 1 fork, 1 knife, 1 big plate, 1 little plate, 1 cup, 1 mug. You'll be set for life.
PicsFixer wrote:
The wife can keep the kids and the dog.........The cameras, the MAC and the printers are mine!!! Oh, she can keep the silverware also.
jerryc41 wrote:
It's awful when they search for you!
even worse when they find you!
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