02Nomad wrote:
I remember seeing on a late night talk show (quite a while ago!), the female guest had recently had a baby. One of the male guests congratulated her and the said something like 'I cannot imagine the pain that a woman feels while she is delivering a baby'. The woman replied: 'I can probably give you some idea what it feels like. Pull out your upper lip as far as it will go'. The man did so. The woman said:' Now, pull it over your head'. He got the point.
And staple it to the back of your neck. Is how I heard it. But I get the idea.