Kids say.... I mean...
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I got some of these kinds of mistakes on papers of some of my incoming college students who had no business being there and didn’t last very long.
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I remember Art Linkletter's "Kids say the darndest things" books, compiled from that segment of his shows (not too sure; I know he was on TV because I've seen the shows, but was he on radio before that?). There was a cute little 6 or 7 year old girl on one time who told him she wanted to be a nurse when she grew up, so Mr. Linkletter asked her a few "what if?" questions; the one that got a pretty good laugh from the audience was when he asked her "What would you do if I had a hole in my head?", to which she immediately replied "I'd put a cork in it."
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Reminds me of my four year old nephew in a doctor's waiting room with my sister. He had a stuffed mouse with him. Showed it to his mom and said "Mom, look at the mouse's ass." To which my sister responded in hopes to correct his error to the other waiting room personnel: "I see the mouse's eyes Buster." To which Buster responded "Mom, I said his ass, not his eyes."
Oct 2, 2018 22:11:24 #
sjb3 wrote:
I remember Art Linkletter's "Kids say the darndest things" .........TV Show.....
Mr. Linkletter asked an 8 year old boy what his daddy did. The boy said his dad was overseas in the Army.
Art asked the boy if he was the man of the house and protected his Mom. The boy said, Yes.
Art asked if he slept with his Mom.
The boy said, "Yes, except on Thursdays when uncle Harry comes over."
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Manny Jay
Loc: Colorado
Mr. Linkletter asked an 8 year old boy what his daddy did. The boy said his dad was overseas in the Army.
Art asked the boy if he was the man of the house and protected his Mom. The boy said, Yes.
Art asked if he slept with his Mom.
The boy said, "Yes, except on Thursdays when uncle Harry comes over." AND I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
Art asked the boy if he was the man of the house and protected his Mom. The boy said, Yes.
Art asked if he slept with his Mom.
The boy said, "Yes, except on Thursdays when uncle Harry comes over." AND I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
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