I saw one the other day which was a photo of Hillary frowning. And the caption under it said, this is the photo your doctor will show you if your erection last longer than 4 hours.
You ought to try and get a copy of the 1980's book, "Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim." It's loaded with both these kinds of headlines and equally hilarious, badly written news stories. Among my favorites: "Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case" and "Urologist Convicted by Jury of his Peers."
Our local newspaper had a heading for a class at the YMCA. It said "Learn to eat better at the Y" I know they were laughing when they printed that or not.
Another headline from the same paper, "Rangers get a whiff of colon" is also hilarious -- batters must have been facing a headwind coming from centerfield