A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
DJ Mills wrote:
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said... (
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OK.
Now DJ, pretty soon they'll be a bunch blondes in your front yard carrying signs: "Blonde Lives Matter"
Thanks for the laugh.
Sunnely wrote:
OK.
Now DJ, pretty soon they'll be a bunch blondes in your front yard carrying signs: "Blonde Lives Matter"
Thanks for the laugh.
Oops! I hadn't factored in the revenge issue.
Sunnely wrote:
OK.
Now DJ, pretty soon they'll be a bunch blondes in your front yard carrying signs: "Blonde Lives Matter"
Thanks for the laugh.
That is better than the joke!
Maybe he WANTS a yard full of blondes. If that's all it takes . . .
wrangler5 wrote:
Maybe he WANTS a yard full of blondes. If that's all it takes . . .
A yardful of blondes is not necessarily a bad idea, but you are getting way to intellectual for me.
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