Talkative Parrot
Jul 24, 2018 22:22:36 #
A truck driver's wife decided she would like some company during his long road trips so she decided to buy a parrot. At the pet store there was three parrots priced $500, $200, and $25. Curious about the price differences she approached the owner.
He explained, "The $500 parrot if fluent in five languages and is very polite to everyone. The $200 parrot only speaks two languages and is also very polite. The $25 parrot in unlike the others. He like in a whore house, only speaks one language and often swears."
After thing about it for a while she decided the $25 parrot was a lot like her husband and she was a bit short on funds so she bought him.
Upon arriving home the parrot looked around and exclaimed, "Wow! A new whore house and a great looking madam!" The trucker's wife laughed and went about her housework.
Later their daughters came home from school and the parrot exclaimed, "Not only a new whore house, but two great looking babes!" They all looked at each other and laughed.
About a week later the trucker came back from an extended trip. When he walked in the room the parrot shouted,"Joe, what took you so long to find the new place? You're going to love it here!"
Doctors think he will be out of intensive care in about a week.
He explained, "The $500 parrot if fluent in five languages and is very polite to everyone. The $200 parrot only speaks two languages and is also very polite. The $25 parrot in unlike the others. He like in a whore house, only speaks one language and often swears."
After thing about it for a while she decided the $25 parrot was a lot like her husband and she was a bit short on funds so she bought him.
Upon arriving home the parrot looked around and exclaimed, "Wow! A new whore house and a great looking madam!" The trucker's wife laughed and went about her housework.
Later their daughters came home from school and the parrot exclaimed, "Not only a new whore house, but two great looking babes!" They all looked at each other and laughed.
About a week later the trucker came back from an extended trip. When he walked in the room the parrot shouted,"Joe, what took you so long to find the new place? You're going to love it here!"
Doctors think he will be out of intensive care in about a week.
Jul 25, 2018 08:47:26 #
Jul 25, 2018 09:04:01 #
wjones8637 wrote:
A truck driver's wife decided she would like some ... (show quote)
Gotta be careful of them parrots!
Jul 25, 2018 09:14:25 #
Jul 25, 2018 12:36:46 #
Jul 25, 2018 20:13:39 #
Jul 26, 2018 17:46:23 #
that is funny and the same holds for your little ones, be careful what you say around them. If any of you ever watched Art Linkletter's show: Kids say the Darndest things, you would know what I am talking about.
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