Sacha Baron Cohen Fools Republicans Into Filming Ad About Arming Toddlers
Jul 15, 2018 21:06:20 #
Welcome to fuckwit central. An eager fool always has his own rope and takes direction well from an authority figure.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sacha-baron-cohen-fools-republicans-into-filming-ad-about-arming-pre-schoolers_us_5b4bb30de4b0e7c958fc5b92
During the segment, Baron Cohen was in character as Col. Erran Morad, an Israeli anti-terror expert and self-proclaimed “Terrorist Terminator.” In response to mass shootings in America, Morad said he developed a program called “Kinder Guardians,” which trains U.S. toddlers in preschools to use firearms.
"He went to Washington, D.C., to find congressional support for his (fictional) program, and managed to get several lawmakers and lobbyists to sit for the camera.
“Maybe having many young people trained and understand how to defend themselves and their school might actually make us safer here,” Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.) says, appearing to read off a cue card.
“A 3-year-old cannot defend itself from an assault rifle by throwing a Hello Kitty pencil case at it,” Rep. Joe Walsh (R-S.C.) adds. “Our founding fathers did not put an age limit on the Second Amendment.”
Former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott and former Republican congressman Joe Walsh (Ill.) also appear in the ad endorsing the program.
“In less than a month, a first grader can become a first grenader,” Walsh says.
But perhaps the most damning and ridiculous lines were given to gun lobbyist Larry Pratt, who recited them verbatim after expressing his staunch support for such an idea.
“Toddlers are pure ― uncorrupted by fake news or homosexuality,” Pratt says. “They don’t worry if it’s politically correct to shoot a mentally deranged gunman. They’ll just do it. The science behind this program is proven. At age 4, a child processes images 80 percent faster than an adult meaning that essentially, like owls, they can see in slow motion.” HuffPo
As DJT's patron saint PT Barnum said ... "There's a sucker born every minute."
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sacha-baron-cohen-fools-republicans-into-filming-ad-about-arming-pre-schoolers_us_5b4bb30de4b0e7c958fc5b92
During the segment, Baron Cohen was in character as Col. Erran Morad, an Israeli anti-terror expert and self-proclaimed “Terrorist Terminator.” In response to mass shootings in America, Morad said he developed a program called “Kinder Guardians,” which trains U.S. toddlers in preschools to use firearms.
"He went to Washington, D.C., to find congressional support for his (fictional) program, and managed to get several lawmakers and lobbyists to sit for the camera.
“Maybe having many young people trained and understand how to defend themselves and their school might actually make us safer here,” Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.) says, appearing to read off a cue card.
“A 3-year-old cannot defend itself from an assault rifle by throwing a Hello Kitty pencil case at it,” Rep. Joe Walsh (R-S.C.) adds. “Our founding fathers did not put an age limit on the Second Amendment.”
Former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott and former Republican congressman Joe Walsh (Ill.) also appear in the ad endorsing the program.
“In less than a month, a first grader can become a first grenader,” Walsh says.
But perhaps the most damning and ridiculous lines were given to gun lobbyist Larry Pratt, who recited them verbatim after expressing his staunch support for such an idea.
“Toddlers are pure ― uncorrupted by fake news or homosexuality,” Pratt says. “They don’t worry if it’s politically correct to shoot a mentally deranged gunman. They’ll just do it. The science behind this program is proven. At age 4, a child processes images 80 percent faster than an adult meaning that essentially, like owls, they can see in slow motion.” HuffPo
As DJT's patron saint PT Barnum said ... "There's a sucker born every minute."
Jul 15, 2018 22:17:22 #
This is total bullshit, they had to think that they were doing this as part of a comedy skit, there is more to this story than what huffypo is reporting, even so they were idiots to play along, even as comedy it is bad comedy to say the crap that came out of their mouths, I hope that their careers are short.
Jul 16, 2018 06:06:34 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
This is total bullshit, they had to think that they were doing this as part of a comedy skit, there is more to this story than what huffypo is reporting, even so they were idiots to play along, even as comedy it is bad comedy to say the crap that came out of their mouths, I hope that their careers are short.
I'm afraid he nailed one after the other, they're all complaining about being duped by the wily Englishman.
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Jul 16, 2018 08:14:11 #
Texcaster wrote:
I'm afraid he nailed one after the other, they're ... (show quote)
There is no way that anyone could seriously think that arming 4 year olds is a good idea, they were reading script as was stated in the article and I am quite sure that they were told that this would be some sort of comedy routine, even if I am right the assholes should lose reelection bids as the skit was not funny and the topic so distasteful, it was an obvious mockery of those who support the second.
Jul 16, 2018 16:18:10 #
shagbat
Loc: London
Splendid work Agent Cohen, your mission is terminated.
You are requested to return to London, without fuss, and at the first opportunity.
My office, Monday, we have some most urgent work for you here.
Mother.
You are requested to return to London, without fuss, and at the first opportunity.
My office, Monday, we have some most urgent work for you here.
Mother.
Jul 16, 2018 16:38:38 #
shagbat wrote:
Splendid work Agent Cohen, your mission is terminated.
You are requested to return to London, without fuss, and at the first opportunity.
My office, Monday, we have some most urgent work for you here.
Mother.
You are requested to return to London, without fuss, and at the first opportunity.
My office, Monday, we have some most urgent work for you here.
Mother.
Oh Aye Laddie!
Jul 16, 2018 17:14:18 #
shagbat
Loc: London
Texcaster wrote:
Oh Aye Laddie!
My post was plagiarised from a Sottish joke, England had been knocked out of the World Cup and the manager was Steve Maclaren!
Jul 16, 2018 17:21:15 #
shagbat wrote:
My post was plagiarised from a Sottish joke, England had been knocked out of the World Cup and the manager was Steve Maclaren!
I like a laff.
Jul 16, 2018 18:16:44 #
Jul 16, 2018 18:26:07 #
shagbat wrote:
Me too Tex!
I was inspired yesterday to make a Banksy stencil of Angry Baby. It will be sprayed on the recalcitrant bits of firewood that won't split. Chuck him on before I go to bed.
Jul 16, 2018 18:42:43 #
Texcaster wrote:
I was inspired yesterday to make a Banksy stencil of Angry Baby. It will be sprayed on the recalcitrant bits of firewood that won't split. Chuck him on before I go to bed.
It is the only warm safe comfort you will ever get out of trump.
Jul 16, 2018 18:45:56 #
Jul 16, 2018 18:48:29 #
Jul 16, 2018 19:04:04 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
There is no way that anyone could seriously think that arming 4 year olds is a good idea, they were reading script as was stated in the article and I am quite sure that they were told that this would be some sort of comedy routine, even if I am right the assholes should lose reelection bids as the skit was not funny and the topic so distasteful, it was an obvious mockery of those who support the second.
Not so funny but very sad
https://guncarrier.com/your-childs-first-firearm/
Jul 17, 2018 00:17:41 #
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