bbboomer Loc: Kingwood,Texas

A police officer on regular patrol stopped an elderly lady for a minor traffic violation. As he approached the car he noticed a semi-automatic handgun on the front seat .A little surprised, he requested her license and registration and then said “ma'am, is that your gun there on the seat?”
She replied,” why yes it is and I have a permit for it.” She quickly produced her license, registration, and her handgun permit.
As the officer examined the documents he glanced into the rear seat and saw a sawed-off shotgun on the rear seat. He again asked ”ma'am is that your shotgun there on the backseat?”
She replied, ” why yes it is young man and the barrel length is exactly the legal limit.”
A little flustered the officer asked “ma'am, do you have any more guns in the car.
In the same sweet voice she answered “ why yes young man I do” She reached into the glove box and produced a large caliber revolver.
The officer, now totally flustered, asked “ ma'am, with all the guns you have, what are you afraid of?”
The sweet old lady looked into his eyes and said in a firm voice “absolutely nothing.” Moral: don't mess with Granny.

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

:thumbup: :thumbup: A real winner.

Snert Loc: south central Indiana

My type of Granny!

LaughBrian Loc: Tn

Thats not granny thats my mom lol!!! goodone Bro