charles tabb Loc: Richmond VA.

As I get older, I realize:

#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it looks like a mini vacation.

#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#14 - I thought growing old would take longer.

#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.

blacks2 Loc: SF. Bay area

vonzip Loc: cape cod

So true. vz

DrBobMaher

+++++ !

fredtoo Loc: Houston

I was gonna respond to this, but I forgot what I was gonna say...

timm27 Loc: Earth

All so true!

bigalw Loc: Essex - UK

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Yep. That about sums it up.

olemikey Loc: 6 mile creek, Spacecoast Florida

[quote=charles tabb]As I get older, I realize:

Here here!!!!! i resemble that remark.......

GMCJim Loc: York Haven Pa

1, 3, 8, 10 and 14 DEFINATELY! The rest sure but those define my life! Thanks

MTG44 Loc: Corryton, Tennessee

Spot on!

DickC Loc: NE Washington state