What Confucius didn't say
Jul 31, 2012 08:12:19 #
CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY But may have thought?!
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ......
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ......
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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Aug 1, 2012 14:22:23 #
Back when I was trying to grow my first mustache these were handed about in study hall, everyone adding what they had thought up to the list.
Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.
Woman who dye hair blond have dark hair, by cracky.
Man who goes to bed with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand.
Me and my buds were a bunch of adolescent pervs with raging hormones and our minds rotted by thinking about sex 24/7, but what's a young man supposed to think about? A paper route? Working as a stock boy? Homework? Or GIRLS?!!!!
Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.
Woman who dye hair blond have dark hair, by cracky.
Man who goes to bed with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand.
Me and my buds were a bunch of adolescent pervs with raging hormones and our minds rotted by thinking about sex 24/7, but what's a young man supposed to think about? A paper route? Working as a stock boy? Homework? Or GIRLS?!!!!
Aug 1, 2012 14:27:49 #
Aug 1, 2012 14:32:02 #
confucius says, man who goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger!
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Aug 1, 2012 22:57:53 #
Jolly Roger wrote:
CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY But may have thought?! br br... (show quote)
Very good ! :lol:
Aug 1, 2012 23:39:36 #
Funny the first time, not so good as a repeat... The corous girls are kickin, The elevators have their ups and downss the subways are in a hole.....OBUMBER for presidemt? No can do....
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