Here's your smile for the day.
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you
determine whether or not an older person should be
put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would
use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or
the teacup.
"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON...OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
This test should be given to everyone that holds a public government office, and should be a requirement for anyone thinking about running for public office.
Another answer would be, "OK, I'd take off my clothes and take a bath."
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