Well, if you made the leap and got married in the first place, and are not happy being married get a divorce.

I was married for 28 years before I did, and sacrificed many good years because I delayed.

If you have religious problems with divorce, divorce the religion first.

Best thing is to live alone; you can do exactly whatever you want to do and whenever you want to do it.

The only reason for marriage is to have children, and that, too, is highly overrated.

If you want or need a woman just remember they are like street cars; one comes by every 5 minutes.


My beautiful bride and I just celebrated our fiftieth anniversary. We're each others' best friend. But, we want to be best friends and we work hard at providing each others' needs. We wish you happiness and good fortune.

~Lee

And, because men usually die at an earlier age than women, the older a man gets, the more women there are to choose from. The problem with that is most women - not all of 'em - don't age well.

For further advice, ask any man who is divorced. Most will repeat what I've just said.

Well, if you made the leap and got married in the first place, and are not happy being married get a divorce.

I was married for 28 years before I did, and sacrificed many good years because I delayed.

If you have religious problems with divorce, divorce the religion first.

Best thing is to live alone; you can do exactly whatever you want to do and whenever you want to do it.

The only reason for marriage is to have children, and that, too, is highly overrated.

If you want or need a woman just remember they are like street cars; one comes by every 5 minutes.




Sounds like you've had a life full of bad choices
I wouldn't trade my wife or kids for anything
They gave me 3 terrific grandkids

And, because men usually die at an earlier age than women, the older a man gets, the more women there are to choose from. The problem with that is most women - not all of 'em - don't age well.

For further advice, ask any man who is divorced. Most will repeat what I've just said.

Pickles is the best comics out there. Maybe because I'm older that I can relate to the story lines. I hate shopping with my wife. She has to touch everything and see if anything new has arrived in the store. For that reason I carry a book in my car. I drop her off at the Store entrance and find a shady place and park til I get a phone call she done and telling me what entrance she is at. There have been times that she doesn't exit the same place she entered, making me drive around to find her. But to park the car and taxi/bus home leaving the car for her! First thing is she probably couldn't find the car; 2nd I'd have the keys so she would be waiting and 3rdly' that probably would be my last day on Earth!!