The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist.
Jul 25, 2012 14:06:34 #
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialities, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jone was the proctologist;they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read " Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"....No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"...thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes...Unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" ...Not a chance.
Nuts and Butts...no way
Freaks and Cheeks....still no good.
Loons and Moons... forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the Docs finally came up with;
DR. SMITH AND DR. JONES --SPECIALIZING IN "ODDS AND ENDS". EVERY ONE LOVED IT.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jone was the proctologist;they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read " Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"....No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"...thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes...Unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" ...Not a chance.
Nuts and Butts...no way
Freaks and Cheeks....still no good.
Loons and Moons... forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the Docs finally came up with;
DR. SMITH AND DR. JONES --SPECIALIZING IN "ODDS AND ENDS". EVERY ONE LOVED IT.
Jul 25, 2012 18:27:29 #
Bahahahahaha, that was the best one I have heard in awhile. Thanks for posting! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jul 25, 2012 23:01:57 #
VHD-Tex wrote:
Best friends graduated from medical school at the ... (show quote)
A great finish to my day, started with the dynamite joke and ended it with this one, laughing my ass off. :lol:
Jul 26, 2012 00:35:39 #
Jul 26, 2012 05:04:35 #
oldmalky
Loc: West Midlands,England.
SteveR wrote:
This sure beats all the political stuff on here these days!!
Never a truer word spoke
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 26, 2012 07:11:56 #
Jul 26, 2012 09:01:53 #
oldmalky wrote:
Never a truer word spoke
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
SteveR wrote:
This sure beats all the political stuff on here these days!!
Never a truer word spoke
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I agree! :lol: :lol: :roll:
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