I'm still laughing out loud. Thanks for sharing this.
flyguy
Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
Thanks for sharing this --- talk about the shit hitting the fan.
Can't stop laughing and the tears are running hard down my cheeks. Absolutely made a great way to start my day!
flyguy wrote:
Thanks for sharing this --- talk about the shit hitting the fan.
Can't stop laughing and the tears are running hard down my cheeks. Absolutely made a great way to start my day!
I know...I was laughing so hard,my belly was hurting.
Great story!!! LMAO :lol: :lol: Thanks for sharing.
RMM
Loc: Suburban New York
There's an old joke. A park ranger noticed that one man always came back with loads of fish. He wasn't sure what they guy was doing, but he always had ten times more fish than anyone else. He tried following him, but the guy always lost him. Finally, he couldn't stand it any more. He stopped the guy one day and said, 'Look, I know you're doing something illegal, I just don't know what. I"m transferring to another park in a couple of days, and I can't leave without knowing what you're doing. Just let me know, and I promise I won't arrest you."
"Meet me in the morning," the guy said. Next day, they traipsed through the woods, finally got to the guy's boat and went out on the lake. The guy opens his tackle box, pulls out half a stick of dynamite, lights it and tosses it into the water. BOOM! Fish coming up all around the boat.
"Hey!" cries the park ranger, "You can't do that! That's illegal! It's not sporting! It's... " and on and on.
The guy pulls out another half stick, lights it and sits there holding it while the ranger rants on. As the fuse gets short, he hands the stick to the ranger and says, "You want to talk, or you want to fish?"
I heading to the ER now,I sure sure I broke some ribs.
That was great , I was a truck driver for 27 years and have heard some great ones , this one I'll remember .lol
I about lost it when he talked about that guy with the cigar....
I'm still laughing too! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
DennisK wrote:
I about lost it when he talked about that guy with the cigar....
That was the highlight no doubt.
:thumbup:
VERY VERY funny I loved it.
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