Definition of "OLD"
Mar 17, 2018 13:52:32 #
I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked,
"Are you having it catered?"
And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD".
"Are you having it catered?"
And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD".
Mar 18, 2018 01:31:08 #
Good one!!
Just yesterday, my wife asked me 'Are we old, or are we elderly'.
I decided to hedge my bets - I said 'I'm old, you're elderly'.
Wrong answer !!
Just yesterday, my wife asked me 'Are we old, or are we elderly'.
I decided to hedge my bets - I said 'I'm old, you're elderly'.
Wrong answer !!
Mar 18, 2018 07:32:29 #
When you sit in a rocking chair.....
.......and can't get it going!!
.......and can't get it going!!
Mar 18, 2018 08:50:05 #
"Old ? Why, I'll dance on your grave"! "G. C. Scott, "The FlimFlam Man" .
Mar 18, 2018 09:31:25 #
You know you are old when people give up their seats for you on subways and buses.
Mark
Mark
retiredsgt wrote:
"Old ? Why, I'll dance on your grave"! "G. C. Scott, "The FlimFlam Man" .
Mar 18, 2018 10:32:25 #
markngolf wrote:
You know you are old when people give up their seats for you on subways and buses.
Mark
Mark
Or when your doctor could be your son/daughter.
Mar 18, 2018 10:34:41 #
There are three things that show you are getting old.
The first one is that you start losing your memory.
And I can't remember the other two...
The first one is that you start losing your memory.
And I can't remember the other two...
Mar 18, 2018 11:39:58 #
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Mar 18, 2018 14:01:24 #
Sergo wrote:
In my case it requires a friend named Derek (derrick).You know you're old when getting up off the floor requires a plan!
Mar 18, 2018 15:38:45 #
Mar 18, 2018 15:39:01 #
When you are waiting for six of your friends to carry you to the grave yard when you already carried twelve of them. Then you know your getting old.
Mar 18, 2018 19:55:43 #
Charlie157
Loc: San Diego, CA
You know you're old when you find out you are older than your co-workers parents
Mar 18, 2018 22:37:37 #
I’ll had my two cents, you watch you’re staff come in and realize they weren’t even born when you started working here
Mar 18, 2018 22:44:02 #
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