HAPPY PI DAY.
And of course, the true animal mascot of PI day is .......
...... a PI-Thon.
Some PI and math jokes
Hey, why you should never talk to pi?
Because he'll go on forever...
Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?
Because they can't even....
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the chicken cross the moebius road?
To get to the same side
Parallel lines have so much in common
Too bad they 'll never meet.
Why was the math lecture so long?
Because the teacher kept going on a tangent.
Why math books are so depressing?
Because they are filled with problems.
The roundest knight at Sir Arthur's table was Sir Cumference.
He ate too much pi.
One more...
Two whole numbers go to a restaurant and one asks for a piece of pie.
The other whole number startled says: "Wait, that's not rational !!"
To what the first whole number replied "Well, divide it by two then..."
And,
There are three kinds of mathematicians, those who can count and those that can’t count.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
there are 10 types of people in this world:
-- those who understand binary
-- and those who don't
-- and then there is the really smart mathematician who realizes this is in base 3.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?? He worked it out with a pencil.
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