DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."

NJFrank Loc: New Jersey

Oldie but but goodie

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Yeah, some days are like that.

rcl285

I’ll throw in my favorite lawyer story.

Seems that there is a long haul trucker that regularly passes through a small midwestern town. At the edge of town is a courthouse and the lawyers take their breaks bu walking along the road. The trucker always to brush them back by passsing very close at high speed. On this day, he sees a priest walking along the road. “ where are you headed?” He asks. “Other side of town, to the rectory.”, is the reply. Priest hops in, and the trucker gets up to speed. Ahead, the trucker sees a lawyer, and automatically veers to the side of the road. He hears a “Whump”, and in his rear view mirror sees the lawyer bowling across the field. He turn to the priest and says, “I was sure I missed him.” The priest replies, “That’s OK my son, I got him with the door.

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

Ha ha ha

DickC Loc: NE Washington state