BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice,
"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him,
"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation.
She said,
"Then you should check the garage."
Merlin1300
Loc: New England, But Now & Forever SoTX
Frond Wilted Instantaneously - -
BboH
Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
Just as funny the second time around. That isn't a put-down - can't remember all that come through and I to like laugh that second, third...time.
Merlin1300 wrote:
Frond Wilted Instantaneously - -
Great response!! She's just out 70 bucks and didn't gain a thing.
fhadfield wrote:
I don't get it.
I guess she wrecked the car that's in the garage.
Merlin1300
Loc: New England, But Now & Forever SoTX
fhadfield wrote:
Still don't get it
You're right - - it IS a Blonde Joke <LOL>
The CAR is crumpled up in the Garage
That one was really cute. I certainly didn't expect that catch.
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