Ouch...mmmmmmm!!.....Graham
Feb 19, 2018 05:35:39 #
Fw: Testicle Therapy
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Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
Cheers and Beers
Graham
098
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Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
Cheers and Beers
Graham
098
Feb 20, 2018 08:04:32 #
silver-rail
Loc: harrisburg, pa
As always very funny thanks not only for today but for all the laughs you have given us
Feb 20, 2018 08:52:53 #
Feb 20, 2018 09:33:02 #
Graham you are always good for a good belly laugh. Which I think are the best kind. 
Feb 20, 2018 10:25:29 #
PRETENDER wrote:
Graham you are always good for a good belly laugh. Which I think are the best kind.
AMEN
Feb 20, 2018 11:35:07 #
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Apr 12, 2018 20:04:05 #
I normally hate golf, but if this kind of thing occurs regularly, I may change my mind!
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