brobill
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas ( Haslet)
Old couple walking in the park. Pigeon drops a load on old man's bald head. Old woman exclaims," Oh my! WE NEED TOILET PAPER!" Old man replies," What for...that pigeon is a half a mile from here by now!"
Two old pirates met on the street in New Orleans and one says to the other, "Look at you. Last time I saw you, you were all OK. Now You got a hook for a hand, a patch over your eye and a wooden leg."
Well, says pirate number two, "Aaargh, (all pirates say aargh), I was gittin off a boat and an alligator bit off me leg. Was in a sword fight and lost me hand."
"Well, what about your eye?"
"Oh that. Well, I'm walkin down the street and apigeon pooped in me eye."
"And that took out your eye?"
No, dammit! That was the first day I had me hook!"
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