My Wife Is Always Nagging Me, For Goodness Sake woman give it a rest.....Graham
Jan 23, 2018 13:23:28 #
Jan 23, 2018 14:13:53 #
fhadfield wrote:
I swear Graham, you should be on TV.
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I was once in camera shot at a news report, at the arrest of a serial killer, and the reporter guy shouted, "OY!! Jack the Ripper, get out of the way". That's my claim to fame, with Tv appearances............bloody verve'.......Graham
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My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.
Les Dawson
Jan 23, 2018 15:35:22 #
dragonfist wrote:
With a resourceful husband like you I simply don't understand her displeasure. I was really taken with your temporary loo or is it a permanent thing? If permanent it could bring new meaning to the phrase that one is freezing their butt off as I assume it is meant for outside use.
No no, dragonfist, I personally designed that by myself for the master bedroom it's the ensuite addition. Are you posh? We don't have outside bogs in Yorkshire. We are still on the bucket and chuck it method. You wanna taste our Rhubarb. We sell loads of it, at our farm gate, my missus gives it a quick rub over with a tissue or wet grass. We don't tell our customers that it's human faeces, we just tell them it's manure of the highest quality, we sell hoss sh*t as well for the rose growers, so the stink from the hoss sh*t drowns the stink of the human sh*t.......sod em! Mix it with a pinta two of mucky water with a stick so there are no hard stools and Bobs yer uncle....... jobs a gudd-un. It gets me a bit of beer money.......
Cheers and Beers Graham
Jan 23, 2018 16:18:22 #
Jan 23, 2018 17:18:43 #
DBW
Loc: near Edmonton AB
If you are ever in my neck of the woods ( Alberta Canada ) I have some work for you. GOOD JOB.
Jan 23, 2018 18:25:01 #
DBW wrote:
If you are ever in my neck of the woods ( Alberta Canada ) I have some work for you. GOOD JOB.
I'm not cheap, you have seen the quality of my craftmanship, I have 23 diplomas for quality of excellence, in 9 different continents and Nobel Handy-man Prize.
I will be round your place on Thursday, I'm just finishing off a small castle I built, for the Prince of Persia.
Cheers and Beers
Graham
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Jan 23, 2018 22:14:20 #
Jan 24, 2018 09:04:17 #
TonyBot wrote:
I think the MIL meant 139 KILOs, not pounds!
There was a time when the wife and I both weighed in at 100: Her weight showed in black while my 100 was, for some unfathomable reason, in red
Jan 26, 2018 09:32:31 #
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