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Dec 31, 2017 02:09:41   #
rocket111
 
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having coffee in St, Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"

The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop" When he walks into a room people call him, "Your Grace"

The third Catholic man says, ""My son is a Cardinal". When he enters a room everyone says "Your Eminence".

The fourth Catholic man says "My son is the Pope when he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness"

Since the lone Catholic women was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle "WELL...?

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim tall, 38D-24-36,
When she walks into a room people say,

Jeeeeeessssssuuuuuusssss!!!

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Dec 31, 2017 03:40:15   #
Leicaflex Loc: Cymru
 

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Dec 31, 2017 06:21:22   #
kpsk_sony
 
Not to incite a flame war but if you replace the "c"s in chit chat with "s"s then you get a classification for a bad joke.
Signed-former Catholic.

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Dec 31, 2017 07:10:37   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
rocket111 wrote:
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having coffee in St, Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"

The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop" When he walks into a room people call him, "Your Grace"

The third Catholic man says, ""My son is a Cardinal". When he enters a room everyone says "Your Eminence".

The fourth Catholic man says "My son is the Pope when he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness"

Since the lone Catholic women was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle "WELL...?

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim tall, 38D-24-36,
When she walks into a room people say,

Jeeeeeessssssuuuuuusssss!!!
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having... (show quote)



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Dec 31, 2017 09:35:22   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 

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Jan 1, 2018 08:49:51   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
That’s a good one!

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Jan 1, 2018 11:04:58   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
rocket111 wrote:
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having coffee in St, Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"

The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop" When he walks into a room people call him, "Your Grace"

The third Catholic man says, ""My son is a Cardinal". When he enters a room everyone says "Your Eminence".

The fourth Catholic man says "My son is the Pope when he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness"

Since the lone Catholic women was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle "WELL...?

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim tall, 38D-24-36,
When she walks into a room people say,

Jeeeeeessssssuuuuuusssss!!!
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having... (show quote)



Good one!!!
Mark

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Jan 1, 2018 12:02:13   #
jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ
 
Nice one.
rocket111 wrote:
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having coffee in St, Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"

The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop" When he walks into a room people call him, "Your Grace"

The third Catholic man says, ""My son is a Cardinal". When he enters a room everyone says "Your Eminence".

The fourth Catholic man says "My son is the Pope when he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness"

Since the lone Catholic women was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle "WELL...?

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim tall, 38D-24-36,
When she walks into a room people say,

Jeeeeeessssssuuuuuusssss!!!
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having... (show quote)

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Jan 1, 2018 12:24:47   #
selwyntdavid
 
Good one!!

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Jan 1, 2018 13:36:19   #
charles tabb Loc: Richmond VA.
 
rocket111 wrote:
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having coffee in St, Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"

The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop" When he walks into a room people call him, "Your Grace"

The third Catholic man says, ""My son is a Cardinal". When he enters a room everyone says "Your Eminence".

The fourth Catholic man says "My son is the Pope when he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness"

Since the lone Catholic women was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle "WELL...?

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim tall, 38D-24-36,
When she walks into a room people say,

Jeeeeeessssssuuuuuusssss!!!
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having... (show quote)


GOOD ONE !

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Jan 1, 2018 15:14:55   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
rocket111 wrote:
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having coffee in St, Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"

The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop" When he walks into a room people call him, "Your Grace"

The third Catholic man says, ""My son is a Cardinal". When he enters a room everyone says "Your Eminence".

The fourth Catholic man says "My son is the Pope when he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness"

Since the lone Catholic women was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle "WELL...?

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim tall, 38D-24-36,
When she walks into a room people say,

Jeeeeeessssssuuuuuusssss!!!
Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having... (show quote)


Sounds about right.

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Jan 1, 2018 15:30:28   #
raferrelljr Loc: CHARLOTTE, NC
 
Good one......Made me laugh.

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Jan 1, 2018 18:30:06   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 
Good one

Don

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Jan 2, 2018 20:24:36   #
Shel B
 
Kinda rude...but kinda funny.

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Jan 20, 2018 23:56:18   #
grillmaster5062
 
Good one.

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