Four Catholic Men and a Catholic women were having coffee in St, Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"
The second Catholic man says, "My son is a Bishop" When he walks into a room people call him, "Your Grace"
The third Catholic man says, ""My son is a Cardinal". When he enters a room everyone says "Your Eminence".
The fourth Catholic man says "My son is the Pope when he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness"
Since the lone Catholic women was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle "WELL...?
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim tall, 38D-24-36,
When she walks into a room people say,
Jeeeeeessssssuuuuuusssss!!!
Not to incite a flame war but if you replace the "c"s in chit chat with "s"s then you get a classification for a bad joke.
Signed-former Catholic.
Good one......Made me laugh.
Kinda rude...but kinda funny.
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